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Top 10 Surprisingly R-Rated Comedies


what do you mean parental guidance is
required as you can see this kid is
white that means people actually give a
shit
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
comedy movies that surprisingly earned
an r-rating and now for my next
impression Jesse Owens for this list we
are taking a look at big screen comedies
you wouldn’t expect to have an R rating
but contain enough adult material that
the Motion Picture Association of
America felt it was necessary to
restrict moviegoers under 17 years of
age
also note that his movies may be rated
differently in other countries we are
only considering American ratings here
remind me we’ll send him a red cap and a
speedo number 10 Little Miss Sunshine
what happened to your arm
olive I’m sorry the title Little Miss
Sunshine makes the film sound wholesome
enough what happened was he tried to
kill himself you did the fact that an
adorable 9 year old Abigail Breslin is
practically the star may lead some to
infer children are the target audience
it was boy some of the boy yet the movie
merited an r-rating for casual use of
the f-word and mild sexual references
then in the Air Force Academy in this
day and age though what child hasn’t
grown up around a little inappropriate
language compared to most our comedies
this oscar-winning picture offers plenty
of heart morals and identifiable
characters to appease the whole family
I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa
who showed me these moose oh that is so
sweet
is it your where’s your grandpa right
now in the trunk of our car number 9 the
Blues Brothers 1 2 1 2 3 4
had it come out today and cut back on
the cussing the Blues Brothers might
have been able to score a pg-13 rating
who here this table can honestly say
that they played any finer or felt any
better than they did when they were with
the Blues Brothers since there was no
middle ground in 1980 however it was
considered unsuitable for the PG crowd
blues brothers
it should read tonight only the Blues
Brothers triumphant return must be some
kind of mistake but that didn’t stop
younger audiences from seeing quoting
and idolizing this classic comedy it’s
106 miles to Chicago we got a full tank
of gas half a pack of cigarettes it’s
dark and we’re wearing sunglasses hit it
any kid who loves music humor and
Chicago should be required to watch the
Blues Brothers although it will teach
them several four-letter words no King
way when you’re on a mission from God
not even the MPAA can stop you
number eight 21 Jumpstreet
down on Jump Street 37 Jump Street
nah doesn’t sound right inspired by a
corny police procedural series that was
primarily marketed to teenagers you
wouldn’t expect a picture with the 21
Jump Street brand name to contain
anything especially hardcore that’s
funny because we were actually Jump
Street
but the 2012 screen adaptation was no
after-school special don’t make me take
you to the principal’s office shifting
the tone from drama to parody the film
certainly earned its R rating with
profanity galore drug references and
severed penises this never would have
gotten past the TV censors back in the
late 80s but the reboot did meet Jonah
Hill’s vision of a quote r-rated insane
bad boys meets John Hughes type movie
you two sons of bitches are going to
college number seven
the five-year engagement I was gonna ask
you to marry me tonight
although the ads made the five-year
engagement look like a fairly innocent
date flick anybody who’s seen Jason
Siegel’s other comedies knew that this
movie was bound to have some risque
material my penis is gonna look super
small for I’ve seen your penis every
single way not this small when stacked
up against Forgetting Sarah Marshall
this edgy romantic comedy is actually
pretty tame I got a surprise for you the
leading man’s big full-frontal scene was
cut from the final product but his manly
apron more than compensates for that
loss thank you I hate it here I think it
sucks here I think it sucks my fucking
dick I hate him I hate it here Plus
Jason simply couldn’t resist shedding a
bit of his own skin to helping to secure
the film’s r-rating take your pants off
let’s do it it’s gonna look like a
baby’s dick okay you’re ruining the
moment I’m just gonna cut you off right
now number six national lampoon’s
vacation
boy you’d think vacation would be geared
more towards families seeing how it
focuses on a family trip there’s got to
be a phone or gas station around here
somewhere honey the Griswolds journey to
Walley world isn’t exactly
child-friendly though let’s not get into
that again sweetie pie please with swear
words occasional nudity and underage
drug use nevertheless kids and parents
alike can relate to the film’s satirical
approach to hellish car trips where a
new calamity awaits around every corner
pardon me I wonder if you could tell me
how to get back on the expressway mama
thank you very much since the film hit
the scene raunchy road trips have become
a staple of many our comedies of course
most of them Center on horny college
students to avoid confusion I don’t want
to spoil your evening
no it’s been interesting well enjoy the
rest of your trip number 5 The Life
Aquatic with Steve Zissou is issue here
Wes Anderson’s movies are so whimsical
that most of them almost appear family
oriented Steve this is my little nephew
Werner he wanted to meet you regardless
all of his pictures are really more for
grown ups including the ones deemed
appropriate for all ages
what Kilis frank ledbetter nah I don’t
usually try grass the life aquatic
submerges itself into adults only
territory due to a topless woman and
characters that swear like sailors what
other words your father’s most kids
probably wouldn’t understand the film’s
offbeat sense of humor anyway if your
twelve-year-old is as precocious as the
kids Anderson typically depicts in his
pictures though this quirky comedy will
be right up their alley supposedly
Cousteau and his cronies invented the
idea of putting walkie-talkies into the
helmet we made ours with a special
rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe
in some music number for bridesmaids
what is that I got engaged what a lot of
dudes had the exact same preordained
thought about bridesmaids solely based
on its poster chick flick I’m not with
anybody and here
your salut while the principal cast
meanly consisted of those of the female
sex Kristen Wiig and company strived to
prove that chicks could be just as dirty
not to mention as funny as men ready to
partay yeah with the bestop clam they
made their point with a hard art comedy
full of ball cupping hot lava extracting
and tree climbing and not with him all
right I’m glad he’s single because I’m
gonna climb that like a tree while their
behavior was far from ladylike the
bridesmaids empowered women everywhere
to be as crude as they wish oh you’re
really doing it aren’t you
you’re shit down the street number three
Blazing Saddles I musta kill Norman and
Cecil B DeMille people today usually
assume that modern comedies take more
daring risks than the ones from
yesteryear okay is that it
anything else in our new politically
correct world however a film like
Blazing Saddles would never get released
even with an R rating good morning man
and ended a lovely moment up yours
the movie had zero fear and making light
of rape religion and racial slurs that
includes the notorious n-word good
evening Sheriff
sorry about the up yours then again it’s
not like serious westerns back in those
days were PC either which contributes to
the comedy one day is all we’ll need to
secure your name in the annals of
Western history Blazing Saddles was
shockingly hilarious back in the 1970s
and it still is today she about far B’s
mr. Taggart I’d say you’ve had enough
number two When Harry Met Sally selling
over
hi Harry yep that one movie every woman
makes her boyfriend watch is actually
r-rated I never had a relationship with
a woman that didn’t involve sex sitting
through When Harry Met Sally though
you’ll likely find yourself questioning
its rating there isn’t any nudity
violence or drugs so why is it
restricted apparently due to some sex
related conversations and a few
deployments of the f-word marriages
don’t break up on account of infidelity
it’s just a symptom that’s something
else is really well that symptom is my
wife still when a film’s most graphic
orgasm is faked and involves two totally
clothed individuals in a public setting
isn’t our rating truly warranted yes yes
yes yes even if the MPAA says otherwise
young lovers should definitely have what
Sally’s having I’ll have what she’s
having
before we sneak into our top pick here
are a few honorable mentions she
tattooed my name on her ass I’m not just
my name a lot of names it’s your place
call yeah what do you think it’s really
it’s really often we must pray that the
other teenagers of Sherwood Ohio know
the name of that righteous dude who can
solve their frog
I get really carsick no that’s terrible
number one planes trains and automobiles
that’s the understatement of the year
please trains and automobiles has become
a perennial classic that numerous
families watch every Thanksgiving I
don’t have a home what’s interesting is
that this holiday favorite is in fact
rated R yeah yep
you can start by wiping that king
dumbass smile off your rosy cheeks
what’s even more interesting is that the
film would have been rated PG had
director John Hughes cut a single scene
in which Steve Martin unleashes a tirade
of f-bombs i won
a king car right of course
then the movie would have been deprived
of one of cinema’s funniest rants ever
then you can give me a automobile if
that’s an asteroid enough Mustang cock
King doing four wheels and a seat while
the film didn’t have to suddenly become
foul-mouthed it was totally worth it and
I really don’t care for the way your
company left me in the middle of nowhere
with the keys to aking car that isn’t
fucking there do you agree with our list
wait a minute I thought you said this
was a done deal what other r-rated
comedies seemed more like pg-13 fare
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