
whether they’re after money jewels or
mushrooms it’s all for the taking to
them
sound cool she chewed a professional
doll and at least we’re not wearing
clown outfits there’s a plus welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
video game thieves for this list we’re
taking a look at the slickest
stealthiest and most stylish video game
characters that make a living through
stealing whoops I seem to have the wrong
key note number 10 yuffie kisaragi Final
Fantasy 7 in almost every Final Fantasy
game you’re bound to come across at
least one party member with a knack for
pickpocketing perhaps the most memorable
of them all is yuffie from final fantasy
7
she’s an optional character who isn’t
part of the primary storyline but you’ll
definitely want to seek out this spunky
tomboy not only is she an expert thief
but she’s also a self-proclaimed great
ninja to her cockiness and constant
motion sickness might make her a bit
hard to stomach at times but you’ve he’s
a dedicated fighter and friend
nonetheless when she’s not stealing your
materia number 9 Selina Kyle
aka Catwoman Batman Arkham City heads or
tails kitty cat which one lets me out of
here alive just as Batman Arkham City
makes the player feel like they are The
Dark Knight
so too does the game make them feel like
they’ve stepped into Catwoman’s boots
for a few sections of the game the
alluring cat burglar will have to use
all of her martial arts skills and sex
appeal to survive the mean streets and
get into Hugo Strange as vault
the missions danger factor is just an
added bonus for her no kiss I’m kind of
disappointed true to her comic origins
Catwoman is crafty and manipulative but
can’t stop herself from getting
sentimental when Batman’s in trouble
you’ll never forgive yourself Selina
save Batman then get out of here
number 8 nabbit new super mario brothers
you when you name your child nabbit
you’re pretty much setting him up to
become a thief someday always making off
with a bag of stolen goodies this purple
snake is quite like a bunny actually he
is a bunny
green as if Mario didn’t have enough to
deal with in this Wii U platformer he
has to chase nabbit through several
levels as well he can be a tricky little
bugger but you’ll eventually catch the
crook with a bit of trial and error you
can also play as nabbit as a hidden
character in new super Luigi u so I
guess that’s what community service
counts as in the Mushroom Kingdom
number seven Kasumi Gotoh mass effect
series oh hey Jeff you’re going through
my drawers I go through everyone’s
throws can you just mingle and have fun
like a normal person
the mass effect series is so full of
many memorable characters that you’ll
want to soak up every minute you have
with each of them even if that means
paying a little extra coin yourself part
of the DLC packs stolen memories in Mass
Effect 2 Kasumi Gotoh is the best thief
the galaxy has to offer it’ll be fun and
if we’re lucky you won’t even have to
draw your gun in order to gain this
master of infiltrations loyalty for your
suicide mission Shepard will have to
help Kasumi steal the mysterious gray
box oh my god there it is if you take
her all the way to Mass Effect 3 you
will certainly be treated to some
memorable scenes with her I’m not really
lactose intolerant
I just don’t put up with lactose a
stupid drama number 6 Yatagarasu Ace
Attorney investigations miles Edgeworth
now here’s a thief that’s so elusive
that nobody knows what he or she looks
like even throwing miles Edgeworth for a
loop
whoever Yatagarasu is they make a
practice of stealing information from
corrupt corporations and exposing their
illegal deeds to the media throughout
Edgeworth spin-off game various
characters like Kay Farraday and kalisto
you claim to be the great thief as for
Yatagarasu true identity well that’s a
spoiler too big to reveal here number 5
Nathan Drake uncharted series 99
sunshine if you put Indiana Jones and
Han Solo into a blender you’d get a
character a lot like Nathan Drake loving
it so far
one-half daring treasure hunter and the
other half sarcastic scoundrel Drake has
an unquenchable thirst for adventure
that’s taking him all over the world
Shambhala oh my god flight what marco
polo found Shambhala even at a young age
Drake was a natural at snatching up
legendary artifacts leading to his
career as a thief for hire
you got talent but you got a lot to
learn you stick with me and I’ll teach
you a few things his exploits might not
always end with a golden payday but you
can always count on him stealing the
girl’s heart
I haven’t thought that far ahead
course not number four Michael de Santa
Grand Theft Auto five any questions no
let’s go
almost every protagonist in the Grand
Theft Auto franchise is essentially a
thief but not have pulled off more –
Michael hi everybody plays attention no
one gets hurt
owing everything he has to stealing
Michael attempts to maintain a legit
lifestyle but when a case of mistaken
identity results in a mix-up with the
Mexican cartel
Michael is forced to go back to his
criminal ways for a few dollars more
yeah making my situation an easy oh
there’s a surprise along the way Michael
hopes to reunite with his chronically
messed-up family adjust to a changing
world and ultimately seek out the
American dream
who says criminals can’t have it all
it’s beneath you now it’s not Amanda
trust me nothing’s beneath me no
normally there’s a whore beneath you
number three Carmen Sandiego where in
the world is Carmen Sandiego series
surprise – mr. Hawkins of course you
knew I was watching your every move or
you should have known although Carmen
Sandiego is the title character her
games are actually never told from her
perspective instead the player is
employed by Acme detective agencies
overacting chief to track down the
elusive woman in red hello and welcome
to Acme I’m the chief but you can call
me well the tree carmen is so
charismatic and cunning however that
part of you wants to see your getaway we
can’t help but sing Carmen’s praises in
addition to singing her catchy theme
songs whether you capture her or not the
manhunt is still bound to be fun
humorous and of course very educational
art theater history architecture you
name it and the Greeks are also known
for folk dancing – number two Garrett
deep Series
many thieves prefer to work alone but
Garret of the thief series is especially
cold-hearted towards the rest of
humanity folks just passed him by like
he wasn’t there I thought he must have
something valuable so I snuck up on him
and made a grab where other outlaws and
video games make Theory look lively and
glamorous
Garrett makes it look like a lonely and
solitary life that’s not to say it
doesn’t look like fun though as
Garrett’s impressive array of trick
arrows are enough to make Oliver Quinn
jealous someone playing with the torches
before we pull off one last job with our
top pick here are a few honorable
mentions nocturnal will allow you to
become an item girl and use your
abilities
number one Sly Cooper Sly Cooper series
no but sly dad of course you know I got
Sly Cooper has all the essential
qualities of a self-described
gentleman’s thief he’s sneaky witty and
of course very sly I think I can handle
that the fact that he’s a talking
raccoon only makes him cooler whether
he’s in it for the pay or the paycheck
this cane wielding fugitives life is
never without a dull moment rarely far
away from his Cooper gang teammates
Bentley and Murray sly maintains a
surprisingly strong sense of Honor
friendship and family listen Rolly wipe
out my family and steal what’s mine
you’d better expect company even if he
is an antihero it’s impossible not to be
won over by his charms I’m locking you
up for good sorry gotta take a rain
check
I’ll call you do you agree with our list
which video game thief made you lock
your windows by the way you have
excellent taste in underwear for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
I’ll put you in the ground with the rest
of them and that’s really all the time
we have
Oh
mushrooms it’s all for the taking to
them
sound cool she chewed a professional
doll and at least we’re not wearing
clown outfits there’s a plus welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
video game thieves for this list we’re
taking a look at the slickest
stealthiest and most stylish video game
characters that make a living through
stealing whoops I seem to have the wrong
key note number 10 yuffie kisaragi Final
Fantasy 7 in almost every Final Fantasy
game you’re bound to come across at
least one party member with a knack for
pickpocketing perhaps the most memorable
of them all is yuffie from final fantasy
7
she’s an optional character who isn’t
part of the primary storyline but you’ll
definitely want to seek out this spunky
tomboy not only is she an expert thief
but she’s also a self-proclaimed great
ninja to her cockiness and constant
motion sickness might make her a bit
hard to stomach at times but you’ve he’s
a dedicated fighter and friend
nonetheless when she’s not stealing your
materia number 9 Selina Kyle
aka Catwoman Batman Arkham City heads or
tails kitty cat which one lets me out of
here alive just as Batman Arkham City
makes the player feel like they are The
Dark Knight
so too does the game make them feel like
they’ve stepped into Catwoman’s boots
for a few sections of the game the
alluring cat burglar will have to use
all of her martial arts skills and sex
appeal to survive the mean streets and
get into Hugo Strange as vault
the missions danger factor is just an
added bonus for her no kiss I’m kind of
disappointed true to her comic origins
Catwoman is crafty and manipulative but
can’t stop herself from getting
sentimental when Batman’s in trouble
you’ll never forgive yourself Selina
save Batman then get out of here
number 8 nabbit new super mario brothers
you when you name your child nabbit
you’re pretty much setting him up to
become a thief someday always making off
with a bag of stolen goodies this purple
snake is quite like a bunny actually he
is a bunny
green as if Mario didn’t have enough to
deal with in this Wii U platformer he
has to chase nabbit through several
levels as well he can be a tricky little
bugger but you’ll eventually catch the
crook with a bit of trial and error you
can also play as nabbit as a hidden
character in new super Luigi u so I
guess that’s what community service
counts as in the Mushroom Kingdom
number seven Kasumi Gotoh mass effect
series oh hey Jeff you’re going through
my drawers I go through everyone’s
throws can you just mingle and have fun
like a normal person
the mass effect series is so full of
many memorable characters that you’ll
want to soak up every minute you have
with each of them even if that means
paying a little extra coin yourself part
of the DLC packs stolen memories in Mass
Effect 2 Kasumi Gotoh is the best thief
the galaxy has to offer it’ll be fun and
if we’re lucky you won’t even have to
draw your gun in order to gain this
master of infiltrations loyalty for your
suicide mission Shepard will have to
help Kasumi steal the mysterious gray
box oh my god there it is if you take
her all the way to Mass Effect 3 you
will certainly be treated to some
memorable scenes with her I’m not really
lactose intolerant
I just don’t put up with lactose a
stupid drama number 6 Yatagarasu Ace
Attorney investigations miles Edgeworth
now here’s a thief that’s so elusive
that nobody knows what he or she looks
like even throwing miles Edgeworth for a
loop
whoever Yatagarasu is they make a
practice of stealing information from
corrupt corporations and exposing their
illegal deeds to the media throughout
Edgeworth spin-off game various
characters like Kay Farraday and kalisto
you claim to be the great thief as for
Yatagarasu true identity well that’s a
spoiler too big to reveal here number 5
Nathan Drake uncharted series 99
sunshine if you put Indiana Jones and
Han Solo into a blender you’d get a
character a lot like Nathan Drake loving
it so far
one-half daring treasure hunter and the
other half sarcastic scoundrel Drake has
an unquenchable thirst for adventure
that’s taking him all over the world
Shambhala oh my god flight what marco
polo found Shambhala even at a young age
Drake was a natural at snatching up
legendary artifacts leading to his
career as a thief for hire
you got talent but you got a lot to
learn you stick with me and I’ll teach
you a few things his exploits might not
always end with a golden payday but you
can always count on him stealing the
girl’s heart
I haven’t thought that far ahead
course not number four Michael de Santa
Grand Theft Auto five any questions no
let’s go
almost every protagonist in the Grand
Theft Auto franchise is essentially a
thief but not have pulled off more –
Michael hi everybody plays attention no
one gets hurt
owing everything he has to stealing
Michael attempts to maintain a legit
lifestyle but when a case of mistaken
identity results in a mix-up with the
Mexican cartel
Michael is forced to go back to his
criminal ways for a few dollars more
yeah making my situation an easy oh
there’s a surprise along the way Michael
hopes to reunite with his chronically
messed-up family adjust to a changing
world and ultimately seek out the
American dream
who says criminals can’t have it all
it’s beneath you now it’s not Amanda
trust me nothing’s beneath me no
normally there’s a whore beneath you
number three Carmen Sandiego where in
the world is Carmen Sandiego series
surprise – mr. Hawkins of course you
knew I was watching your every move or
you should have known although Carmen
Sandiego is the title character her
games are actually never told from her
perspective instead the player is
employed by Acme detective agencies
overacting chief to track down the
elusive woman in red hello and welcome
to Acme I’m the chief but you can call
me well the tree carmen is so
charismatic and cunning however that
part of you wants to see your getaway we
can’t help but sing Carmen’s praises in
addition to singing her catchy theme
songs whether you capture her or not the
manhunt is still bound to be fun
humorous and of course very educational
art theater history architecture you
name it and the Greeks are also known
for folk dancing – number two Garrett
deep Series
many thieves prefer to work alone but
Garret of the thief series is especially
cold-hearted towards the rest of
humanity folks just passed him by like
he wasn’t there I thought he must have
something valuable so I snuck up on him
and made a grab where other outlaws and
video games make Theory look lively and
glamorous
Garrett makes it look like a lonely and
solitary life that’s not to say it
doesn’t look like fun though as
Garrett’s impressive array of trick
arrows are enough to make Oliver Quinn
jealous someone playing with the torches
before we pull off one last job with our
top pick here are a few honorable
mentions nocturnal will allow you to
become an item girl and use your
abilities
number one Sly Cooper Sly Cooper series
no but sly dad of course you know I got
Sly Cooper has all the essential
qualities of a self-described
gentleman’s thief he’s sneaky witty and
of course very sly I think I can handle
that the fact that he’s a talking
raccoon only makes him cooler whether
he’s in it for the pay or the paycheck
this cane wielding fugitives life is
never without a dull moment rarely far
away from his Cooper gang teammates
Bentley and Murray sly maintains a
surprisingly strong sense of Honor
friendship and family listen Rolly wipe
out my family and steal what’s mine
you’d better expect company even if he
is an antihero it’s impossible not to be
won over by his charms I’m locking you
up for good sorry gotta take a rain
check
I’ll call you do you agree with our list
which video game thief made you lock
your windows by the way you have
excellent taste in underwear for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
I’ll put you in the ground with the rest
of them and that’s really all the time
we have
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