nobody likes a professional butt kisser
except maybe for the person getting
their butt kissed so who will be your
new number three that I haven’t decided
yet
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
TV suck-ups
for this list we’re taking a look at
television characters that are
constantly brown-nosing their superiors
at work school and life in general why
don’t I tell you after the beep number
10 Starscream the Transformers you
wouldn’t think that a giant robot like
Starscream would have to suck up to
anyone in a world of Transformers though
even though Starscream is wily he’s just
a clinking clanking clattering
collection of caliginous junk compared
to his boss
I see that you have learned nothing
Starscream
when this pathetic hunk of hardware
isn’t kissing Megatron’s shiny metal ass
he’s plotting to take over as leader of
the Decepticons on more than one
occasion Starscream has usurped control
from Megatron however it never takes
long for Megatron to strike back making
the treacherous Starscream beg for
forgiveness in his piercing voice number
nine
Randall J Weems recess Randall is the
teacher’s pet every kid in elementary
school wanted to beat up I expected more
from you Randall perhaps you’ve washed
our box everything about this fourth
grader cries out snitch
from his hunched back to his reptilian
face to his diabolical smirk to his
raised eyebrows to his Gollum life body
I heard something missing sir I’ll be
right back
Osterman a frequency only lapdogs can
hear my kids are natural although a part
of Randall would like to be accepted by
his peers his loyalties will always lie
with the crotchety old miss Finster
wagon
Randall is her eyes and ears in the war
zone that is recess
always taking notes and deviously
rubbing his hands together I wouldn’t
want to get a reputation don’t worry as
far as they’ll know you’ll always be a
two-bit double-crossing snitch thanks
teacher number eight Earl Snead Sinclair
dinosaurs could be so much fun
Earl Sinclair doesn’t really wear the
pants at home but he definitely doesn’t
wear the pants at work why aren’t you
out there knocking down trees you’re
right I should be I’m leaving I’m
getting out of here
as a matter of fact he doesn’t wear
pants at all but that’s beside the point
it’s a trip to the moon on gossamer
wings sir this low man on the totem pole
tree pusher is constantly taking crap
from his judgemental wife his crabby
mother-in-law and especially his
hard-boiled boss in order to encourage
greater productivity by the employees
some sort of incentive like a guy who
does the best work each month like could
be the employee of the month
all Earl wants is a little recognition
from his employer
at the we say cell corporation however
if you can’t even get his own
mischievous baby to respect him it’s
unlikely that BP Richfield will ever cut
Earl a break either
no stories no stories no story give me
that back
number seven captain Kevin darling
Blackadder goes forth it’s captain
darling to you every army needs order
and boundaries but that doesn’t mean the
soldiers have to be like the smug
bureaucrats who enforce such strict
rules captain darling is the polar
opposite of Captain Black Adder we’re
Black Adder is constantly dodging
responsibilities darling does everything
by the book
I spoke to black out a less than an hour
ago his print persona and embarrassing
surname make him a natural target for
Black Adder sarcastic remarks good luck
well thank you darling this pen-pushing
desk sucking plotter daughter can handle
any quips his comrades throw at him
however as long as he gets to assist
general Melchett away from all the
military actions go back to your bloody
ghovat number six
Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf this is
essential routine maintenance in life
Arnold Rimmer sucked up to all the
higher-ups aboard Red Dwarf
Oh actually since Rimmer only out ranked
third technician Dave Lister he sucks up
to virtually every other crew member
indeed see that you filed 247 complaints
yes sir that’s 123 counts of insulting a
superior technician when Rimmer dies
alongside his superiors he’s brought
back as a hologram to assist Lister mr.
zombie companions are a life form who
evolved from his cat and Arnold Rimmer a
hologram simulation of one of the Dead
crew being dead and technically the
highest ranking member of the ship now
you think Rimmer’s brown-nosing days
would be over right Oh baby
even from beyond the grave though Rimmer
sucks up to his superiors and
spirit always obeying the rules and
being an obnoxious knob in the process
find all references to the agreement
between Lister and Rimmer and remove
number 5 any Edison
community it’s unanimous determined to
succeed academically and he becomes
addicted to Adderall jumps through a
plate-glass window and loses her college
scholarship being younger does not make
me inferior if anything your age
indicates that you’ve made bad life
decisions at Greendale Community College
she exerts all of her energy into
maintaining a 4.0 grade point average
and gaining acceptance from her teachers
well I was actually thinking about
founding a Model UN here at Greendale
any interest through her study group
though Annie discovers the value of
friendship finds confidence in herself
and learns that there’s more to life
than getting straight A’s because I’m
not a petty competitive child that
steals ideas of course that still
doesn’t stop her from freaking out over
a failed grade and maybe just maybe if
everyone were a little bit more like me
we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair go
girl
number 4 dr. Jeffrey Steadman scrubs
good afternoon Sacred Heart hey the
chief of Medicine just said good
afternoon people dr. Stedman is an
unbelievably annoying tool and he knows
it this better be good
paging the chief of Medicine dr. Stedman
resident and first class teacher’s pet
the fact that he’s always kissing up to
the stingy dr. Bob Kelso demonstrates
that he’s willing to sell his soul to
the devil I don’t know what you’re
trying to pull but I am NOT a guy you
want to mess with my native tea a tea or
some tea sir because I brought both
always at Kelso’s beck and call this
no-nonsense weasel is constantly
complimenting his boss laughing at his
jokes and backing up his insults like a
schoolyard bullies Lackey dr. Jeffrey
Steadman world class suck-up especially
since the residency director position
opened up apparently he’s also snuck a
peek at Kelso’s baguette sized penis Bob
ten inches it’s like a baguette oh and
whatever you do never call him Jeff won
I am your resident dr. Jeffrey Steadman
not Jeff
number three Dwight Schrute the office
this is Dwight Schrute Michael Scott’s
self-appointed right-hand man Dwight
Schrute is one person you don’t want
sucking up to you business is like a
jungle and I am like a tiger and Dwight
is like a monkey that stabs a tiger in
the back with a stick rented this
assistant to the regional manager will
go to extreme lengths to please his boss
Dwight you should be running this office
Michael would never let me at the same
time Dwight can be aggressive annoying
and overly dedicated I kind of work with
Jim anymore okay he goes in some cases
he can even be kind of backstabby at the
end of the work day though
Dwight truly adores Michael and will do
anything for his approval
give me one good reason why I shouldn’t
fire and that’s more than can be said
about fellow office suck-up Andy Bernard
sorry I annoyed you with my friendship
number two
detective Amy Santiago Brooklyn
nine-nine Amy Santiago she’s got seven
brothers so she’s always trying to prove
she’s tough this efficient detective is
competitive in every aspect of her life
especially when it comes to winning
admiration from Captain Holt something
to share with the rest of us Santiago no
sir I wasn’t pirata was the one that was
talking God you must been the worst
fourth grader ever Amy wants nothing
more than for holt to mentor her so she
can become captain one day yes I will do
that thank you
reading Holt’s emotions often proves
challenging for Amy however causing her
to constantly make a fool of herself oh
these will be self evaluations at
Santiago why
very wise sir although she’s the most
punctual cop in the precinct
occasionally Amy can be brought down to
a more immature level with her fellow
officers making her a voice of reason
and a loving friend speech that was my
speech short sweet before our top pick
sucks up to us here are a few honorable
mentions number one Waylon Smithers The
Simpsons
hello mrs. burns this is Waylon Smithers
I have your son Montgomery on the line
everyone in Springfield despises C
Montgomery burns with the exception of
his longtime personal assistant Whalen
Smithers you lookin sharpened today in
mine hair that was a gutsy decision sir
smithee’s come here I want you it’s
never made entirely clear what Smithers
seasoned mr. burns or why he puts up
with such horrible treatment I’m so
sorry mr. burns this was all my fault
but for whatever reason Smithers will
perform any task and endure any
humiliation to satisfy the wicked man he
sincerely loves I’m sorry Maddie can’t
come to the phone right now
just don’t expect mr. burns to ever show
Smithers the same level of affection or
commitment
Smithers hand me that ice cream scoop
ice cream scoop damn it smoothies this
isn’t rocket science it’s brain surgery
well at least it’s better than getting
beat up every day like school boys suck
up Martin Prince well I’m just gonna say
five but okay thanks again Martin do you
agree with our list
Archie who’s your favorite TV suck-up
sometimes I don’t know why I am bother
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com just get out take your bad
vibes with you
you
except maybe for the person getting
their butt kissed so who will be your
new number three that I haven’t decided
yet
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
TV suck-ups
for this list we’re taking a look at
television characters that are
constantly brown-nosing their superiors
at work school and life in general why
don’t I tell you after the beep number
10 Starscream the Transformers you
wouldn’t think that a giant robot like
Starscream would have to suck up to
anyone in a world of Transformers though
even though Starscream is wily he’s just
a clinking clanking clattering
collection of caliginous junk compared
to his boss
I see that you have learned nothing
Starscream
when this pathetic hunk of hardware
isn’t kissing Megatron’s shiny metal ass
he’s plotting to take over as leader of
the Decepticons on more than one
occasion Starscream has usurped control
from Megatron however it never takes
long for Megatron to strike back making
the treacherous Starscream beg for
forgiveness in his piercing voice number
nine
Randall J Weems recess Randall is the
teacher’s pet every kid in elementary
school wanted to beat up I expected more
from you Randall perhaps you’ve washed
our box everything about this fourth
grader cries out snitch
from his hunched back to his reptilian
face to his diabolical smirk to his
raised eyebrows to his Gollum life body
I heard something missing sir I’ll be
right back
Osterman a frequency only lapdogs can
hear my kids are natural although a part
of Randall would like to be accepted by
his peers his loyalties will always lie
with the crotchety old miss Finster
wagon
Randall is her eyes and ears in the war
zone that is recess
always taking notes and deviously
rubbing his hands together I wouldn’t
want to get a reputation don’t worry as
far as they’ll know you’ll always be a
two-bit double-crossing snitch thanks
teacher number eight Earl Snead Sinclair
dinosaurs could be so much fun
Earl Sinclair doesn’t really wear the
pants at home but he definitely doesn’t
wear the pants at work why aren’t you
out there knocking down trees you’re
right I should be I’m leaving I’m
getting out of here
as a matter of fact he doesn’t wear
pants at all but that’s beside the point
it’s a trip to the moon on gossamer
wings sir this low man on the totem pole
tree pusher is constantly taking crap
from his judgemental wife his crabby
mother-in-law and especially his
hard-boiled boss in order to encourage
greater productivity by the employees
some sort of incentive like a guy who
does the best work each month like could
be the employee of the month
all Earl wants is a little recognition
from his employer
at the we say cell corporation however
if you can’t even get his own
mischievous baby to respect him it’s
unlikely that BP Richfield will ever cut
Earl a break either
no stories no stories no story give me
that back
number seven captain Kevin darling
Blackadder goes forth it’s captain
darling to you every army needs order
and boundaries but that doesn’t mean the
soldiers have to be like the smug
bureaucrats who enforce such strict
rules captain darling is the polar
opposite of Captain Black Adder we’re
Black Adder is constantly dodging
responsibilities darling does everything
by the book
I spoke to black out a less than an hour
ago his print persona and embarrassing
surname make him a natural target for
Black Adder sarcastic remarks good luck
well thank you darling this pen-pushing
desk sucking plotter daughter can handle
any quips his comrades throw at him
however as long as he gets to assist
general Melchett away from all the
military actions go back to your bloody
ghovat number six
Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf this is
essential routine maintenance in life
Arnold Rimmer sucked up to all the
higher-ups aboard Red Dwarf
Oh actually since Rimmer only out ranked
third technician Dave Lister he sucks up
to virtually every other crew member
indeed see that you filed 247 complaints
yes sir that’s 123 counts of insulting a
superior technician when Rimmer dies
alongside his superiors he’s brought
back as a hologram to assist Lister mr.
zombie companions are a life form who
evolved from his cat and Arnold Rimmer a
hologram simulation of one of the Dead
crew being dead and technically the
highest ranking member of the ship now
you think Rimmer’s brown-nosing days
would be over right Oh baby
even from beyond the grave though Rimmer
sucks up to his superiors and
spirit always obeying the rules and
being an obnoxious knob in the process
find all references to the agreement
between Lister and Rimmer and remove
number 5 any Edison
community it’s unanimous determined to
succeed academically and he becomes
addicted to Adderall jumps through a
plate-glass window and loses her college
scholarship being younger does not make
me inferior if anything your age
indicates that you’ve made bad life
decisions at Greendale Community College
she exerts all of her energy into
maintaining a 4.0 grade point average
and gaining acceptance from her teachers
well I was actually thinking about
founding a Model UN here at Greendale
any interest through her study group
though Annie discovers the value of
friendship finds confidence in herself
and learns that there’s more to life
than getting straight A’s because I’m
not a petty competitive child that
steals ideas of course that still
doesn’t stop her from freaking out over
a failed grade and maybe just maybe if
everyone were a little bit more like me
we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair go
girl
number 4 dr. Jeffrey Steadman scrubs
good afternoon Sacred Heart hey the
chief of Medicine just said good
afternoon people dr. Stedman is an
unbelievably annoying tool and he knows
it this better be good
paging the chief of Medicine dr. Stedman
resident and first class teacher’s pet
the fact that he’s always kissing up to
the stingy dr. Bob Kelso demonstrates
that he’s willing to sell his soul to
the devil I don’t know what you’re
trying to pull but I am NOT a guy you
want to mess with my native tea a tea or
some tea sir because I brought both
always at Kelso’s beck and call this
no-nonsense weasel is constantly
complimenting his boss laughing at his
jokes and backing up his insults like a
schoolyard bullies Lackey dr. Jeffrey
Steadman world class suck-up especially
since the residency director position
opened up apparently he’s also snuck a
peek at Kelso’s baguette sized penis Bob
ten inches it’s like a baguette oh and
whatever you do never call him Jeff won
I am your resident dr. Jeffrey Steadman
not Jeff
number three Dwight Schrute the office
this is Dwight Schrute Michael Scott’s
self-appointed right-hand man Dwight
Schrute is one person you don’t want
sucking up to you business is like a
jungle and I am like a tiger and Dwight
is like a monkey that stabs a tiger in
the back with a stick rented this
assistant to the regional manager will
go to extreme lengths to please his boss
Dwight you should be running this office
Michael would never let me at the same
time Dwight can be aggressive annoying
and overly dedicated I kind of work with
Jim anymore okay he goes in some cases
he can even be kind of backstabby at the
end of the work day though
Dwight truly adores Michael and will do
anything for his approval
give me one good reason why I shouldn’t
fire and that’s more than can be said
about fellow office suck-up Andy Bernard
sorry I annoyed you with my friendship
number two
detective Amy Santiago Brooklyn
nine-nine Amy Santiago she’s got seven
brothers so she’s always trying to prove
she’s tough this efficient detective is
competitive in every aspect of her life
especially when it comes to winning
admiration from Captain Holt something
to share with the rest of us Santiago no
sir I wasn’t pirata was the one that was
talking God you must been the worst
fourth grader ever Amy wants nothing
more than for holt to mentor her so she
can become captain one day yes I will do
that thank you
reading Holt’s emotions often proves
challenging for Amy however causing her
to constantly make a fool of herself oh
these will be self evaluations at
Santiago why
very wise sir although she’s the most
punctual cop in the precinct
occasionally Amy can be brought down to
a more immature level with her fellow
officers making her a voice of reason
and a loving friend speech that was my
speech short sweet before our top pick
sucks up to us here are a few honorable
mentions number one Waylon Smithers The
Simpsons
hello mrs. burns this is Waylon Smithers
I have your son Montgomery on the line
everyone in Springfield despises C
Montgomery burns with the exception of
his longtime personal assistant Whalen
Smithers you lookin sharpened today in
mine hair that was a gutsy decision sir
smithee’s come here I want you it’s
never made entirely clear what Smithers
seasoned mr. burns or why he puts up
with such horrible treatment I’m so
sorry mr. burns this was all my fault
but for whatever reason Smithers will
perform any task and endure any
humiliation to satisfy the wicked man he
sincerely loves I’m sorry Maddie can’t
come to the phone right now
just don’t expect mr. burns to ever show
Smithers the same level of affection or
commitment
Smithers hand me that ice cream scoop
ice cream scoop damn it smoothies this
isn’t rocket science it’s brain surgery
well at least it’s better than getting
beat up every day like school boys suck
up Martin Prince well I’m just gonna say
five but okay thanks again Martin do you
agree with our list
Archie who’s your favorite TV suck-up
sometimes I don’t know why I am bother
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com just get out take your bad
vibes with you
you
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