Hey
oh not anymore I changed it today oh I’m
sorry mrs. Hannigan wrong again
sometimes ridiculous sometimes illegal
sometimes offensive but all of them
weird so meet princess consuela
bananahammock welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten awkward baby names oh
well for this list we’re choosing
monikers that real people have named or
at least attempted to name their babies
the Jeff for probing Kruk the third
sequester Brundle Plitt MD as mentioned
they can either be offensive strange
have negative connotations and in some
cases they can even be banned in certain
countries our definition of awkward in
this case is pretty broad and be sure to
check out the rest of our awkward series
want me to join number 10 for real
banned in New Zealand apparently you can
change it to anything you want so I
thought I here’s an opportunity to be
creative in 2007 Pat and Sheena Wheaton
of New Zealand were filled with
amazement after seeing a picture of
their developing baby on an ultrasound
finally grasping that they were going to
be parents for real pretty amazing huh I
don’t see it needless to say they tried
to register their newborn son with the
name for as in the number for real one
word
but it was forbidden and subsequently
banned by the government because of its
use of a number along with 70 other
names that were deemed too unusual or
distasteful the Wheaton’s then settled
on the only slightly less strange name
Superman number nine double-oh-seven
banned in Malaysia
I admire your luck Mr Bond James Bond
fictional spy James Bond has scores of
fans but few of us would decide to try
to name our baby after the agents
three-digit code number I would you know
only AM would have me court-martialed
for illegal use of government property
apparently someone tried in Malaysia but
it was then been after the National
Registration Department much like New
Zealand similar organization decided you
could not name your child a number
finally we come to my number two man his
name number two after consulting with
numerous religious groups they came up
with a definitive list of unsuitable
titles that includes the names of
animals insects fruit vegetables colours
and Japanese cars so get creative but
not too creative what’s your name
Ryder I did one honey
Ryder what’s so funny about number eight
eNOS band in Denmark what’s that sound
referring to the external opening at the
bottom of the rectum this word is among
the names that parents actually tried to
bestow upon their children in Denmark
but were consequently and fortunately
rejected something is one in the state
of Denmark and Hamlet is taking out the
trash
with so many Danes apparently trying to
give their kids such weird titles the
government came up with around 7,000
sanctioned names that parents can choose
from as long as the handle is gender
appropriate to deviate from the list
even just to change the spelling a bit
or to add an ethnic flavour you need
special governmental approval and even
then you probably won’t get permission
stay thy hand fare please
who said I’m fair number 7 at banned in
China what a ridiculous name oh yeah
somebody tried it although details of
rejected names are not often published
this one must have been too crazy to be
suppressed probably because the symbol
when read aloud in Chinese sounds like
the phrase love him one couple submitted
it to the police who have control over
name approval since they hand out the
country’s ID cards it didn’t take long
for the name to come back as a nope I’m
gonna have to say no ready baby
I’m gonna say peace out yo it’s enough
especially as the government has
recommended giving babies names that are
easily readable and obviously not
bizarre we are predicting the next one’s
gonna be hashtag hey guys
yeah quest what’s up hashtag shut up
number six I’m not even gonna try banned
in Sweden so what’s your name it’s a
normal Swedish name IKEA
reportedly pronounced Albin a Swedish
couple decided to name their child this
in defiance of what they saw as Sweden’s
severe laws on naming conventions DJ AJ
RJ backslashes fourth the fifth albion
college the parents failed to officially
name their child before he turned five
and were subsequently fined their form
of artistic protest was this forty three
character name which was of course
denied as was their next effort a also
pronounced Albin although it’s unknown
how they came up with this jibberish
series of letters and numbers what’s
certain is that if you name your child
anything from Ikea took you to Metallica
in this country you might be fine well
nice to meet you Bianca jargon from Ken
Jurgen either job Jurgen fyords
hmm can hear again that’s a nickel Argan
province do the Beeb Jurgen River yaha
number five Tallulah does the hula from
Hawaii band in New Zealand what are you
doing Lua
oh yeah it’s called the hula blue L know
you lol wow you got a love or hate the
parents that came up with this one I
hope that your life sentence will be the
screams of your child that stays with
you forever I hope it haunts you every
day
this wasn’t a name that was banned after
her parents tried to name her at birth
oh no the poor girl had this name for
nine years before a judge made her a
ward of the court and had her name
changed during a custody battle when it
was discovered that she had told
schoolmates that her name was K to avoid
embarrassment ironically a few names New
Zealand let’s slide or midnight
Chardonnay and number 16 bus shelter
gotta be in
number four Osama bin Laden banned in
Germany
Germany’s laws regarding names specify
that if a name is chosen after a product
or is degrading absurd or does not
indicate the child’s gender it is
forbidden thus when a Turkish couple in
Cologne associated with a group of
radicals led by a convicted Imam tried
to name their child after the infamous
terrorist leader less than a year after
the events of 9/11 they were told no why
they’ve been names like Anderson however
we’ll never understand
as you can see we’ve had our eye on you
for some time now mr. Anderson
number three Judas not banned
although currently not on any lists of
forbidden names this name has been long
controversial as it belongs to one of
the Bible’s most infamous men one of the
original twelve apostles of Jesus Christ
and the one who betrayed him for 30
pieces of silver at lapatin Esch a shock
although controversial Bible names like
Judas Cain and Delilah are becoming more
commonplace they are still rare that I
know times are hard in a recent study in
the United States while over 2000 boys
were called Jude and over 1,000 called
Judah just 13 tykes in the whole country
were named Judas Jude Jude Jude ah
number 2
Lucifer banned in New Zealand his power
is stronger than stronger this Michael
as longer than longer Satan although the
name sounds appealing enough for at
least half a dozen couples to try to use
it as their child’s name and it comes
from a root word meaning shining one or
Morningstar Lucifer’s origins are simply
devilish this this was mine therefore
this name which is included in the Old
Testament of the Bible as a reference to
Satan is not surprisingly banned in New
Zealand
along with this devilish moniker New
Zealand has also banned words like
Messiah King and Duke from entering the
country’s register in addition to other
names that resemble ranks titles or are
awkwardly long for the past 20 years
Janus Lokelani ke Hana ekukulka Juliette
Kahuna
la has had to carry two IDs before we
unveil our top pick here are some
honorable mentions
I am Akuma and I will teach you the
meaning of the pain are you ready
right my name is not Richard Oh
well then what is it dick what dick you
heard me
number one adult not band rich Mariana
could I mean the Amish I like I like
twister ed when a local supermarket
refused to decorate Heath Campbell’s
son’s birthday cake with his first two
given names Campbell was outraged his
son’s given names you guessed it Adolf
Hitler on January 2009 the government to
custody of their son Adolf Hitler
Campbell and his sisters Joycelyn Aryan
Nation and Hans Lynn Himmler while the
name Adolf is actually not banned and is
quite popular in some regions the full
name Adolf Hitler has been banned in
multiple countries from New Zealand to
Mexico to Germany even if it’s not
illegal in your country naming your
child after one of the most infamous and
murderous dictators of all time maybe
not such a good idea it’s not what’s on
the outside of you so what’s on the
inside do you agree with our list which
names are you glad your parents didn’t
give you donkey teeth for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
javaris jamar Javaris and Lamar
University of Middle Tennessee the wine
shower
you
oh not anymore I changed it today oh I’m
sorry mrs. Hannigan wrong again
sometimes ridiculous sometimes illegal
sometimes offensive but all of them
weird so meet princess consuela
bananahammock welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten awkward baby names oh
well for this list we’re choosing
monikers that real people have named or
at least attempted to name their babies
the Jeff for probing Kruk the third
sequester Brundle Plitt MD as mentioned
they can either be offensive strange
have negative connotations and in some
cases they can even be banned in certain
countries our definition of awkward in
this case is pretty broad and be sure to
check out the rest of our awkward series
want me to join number 10 for real
banned in New Zealand apparently you can
change it to anything you want so I
thought I here’s an opportunity to be
creative in 2007 Pat and Sheena Wheaton
of New Zealand were filled with
amazement after seeing a picture of
their developing baby on an ultrasound
finally grasping that they were going to
be parents for real pretty amazing huh I
don’t see it needless to say they tried
to register their newborn son with the
name for as in the number for real one
word
but it was forbidden and subsequently
banned by the government because of its
use of a number along with 70 other
names that were deemed too unusual or
distasteful the Wheaton’s then settled
on the only slightly less strange name
Superman number nine double-oh-seven
banned in Malaysia
I admire your luck Mr Bond James Bond
fictional spy James Bond has scores of
fans but few of us would decide to try
to name our baby after the agents
three-digit code number I would you know
only AM would have me court-martialed
for illegal use of government property
apparently someone tried in Malaysia but
it was then been after the National
Registration Department much like New
Zealand similar organization decided you
could not name your child a number
finally we come to my number two man his
name number two after consulting with
numerous religious groups they came up
with a definitive list of unsuitable
titles that includes the names of
animals insects fruit vegetables colours
and Japanese cars so get creative but
not too creative what’s your name
Ryder I did one honey
Ryder what’s so funny about number eight
eNOS band in Denmark what’s that sound
referring to the external opening at the
bottom of the rectum this word is among
the names that parents actually tried to
bestow upon their children in Denmark
but were consequently and fortunately
rejected something is one in the state
of Denmark and Hamlet is taking out the
trash
with so many Danes apparently trying to
give their kids such weird titles the
government came up with around 7,000
sanctioned names that parents can choose
from as long as the handle is gender
appropriate to deviate from the list
even just to change the spelling a bit
or to add an ethnic flavour you need
special governmental approval and even
then you probably won’t get permission
stay thy hand fare please
who said I’m fair number 7 at banned in
China what a ridiculous name oh yeah
somebody tried it although details of
rejected names are not often published
this one must have been too crazy to be
suppressed probably because the symbol
when read aloud in Chinese sounds like
the phrase love him one couple submitted
it to the police who have control over
name approval since they hand out the
country’s ID cards it didn’t take long
for the name to come back as a nope I’m
gonna have to say no ready baby
I’m gonna say peace out yo it’s enough
especially as the government has
recommended giving babies names that are
easily readable and obviously not
bizarre we are predicting the next one’s
gonna be hashtag hey guys
yeah quest what’s up hashtag shut up
number six I’m not even gonna try banned
in Sweden so what’s your name it’s a
normal Swedish name IKEA
reportedly pronounced Albin a Swedish
couple decided to name their child this
in defiance of what they saw as Sweden’s
severe laws on naming conventions DJ AJ
RJ backslashes fourth the fifth albion
college the parents failed to officially
name their child before he turned five
and were subsequently fined their form
of artistic protest was this forty three
character name which was of course
denied as was their next effort a also
pronounced Albin although it’s unknown
how they came up with this jibberish
series of letters and numbers what’s
certain is that if you name your child
anything from Ikea took you to Metallica
in this country you might be fine well
nice to meet you Bianca jargon from Ken
Jurgen either job Jurgen fyords
hmm can hear again that’s a nickel Argan
province do the Beeb Jurgen River yaha
number five Tallulah does the hula from
Hawaii band in New Zealand what are you
doing Lua
oh yeah it’s called the hula blue L know
you lol wow you got a love or hate the
parents that came up with this one I
hope that your life sentence will be the
screams of your child that stays with
you forever I hope it haunts you every
day
this wasn’t a name that was banned after
her parents tried to name her at birth
oh no the poor girl had this name for
nine years before a judge made her a
ward of the court and had her name
changed during a custody battle when it
was discovered that she had told
schoolmates that her name was K to avoid
embarrassment ironically a few names New
Zealand let’s slide or midnight
Chardonnay and number 16 bus shelter
gotta be in
number four Osama bin Laden banned in
Germany
Germany’s laws regarding names specify
that if a name is chosen after a product
or is degrading absurd or does not
indicate the child’s gender it is
forbidden thus when a Turkish couple in
Cologne associated with a group of
radicals led by a convicted Imam tried
to name their child after the infamous
terrorist leader less than a year after
the events of 9/11 they were told no why
they’ve been names like Anderson however
we’ll never understand
as you can see we’ve had our eye on you
for some time now mr. Anderson
number three Judas not banned
although currently not on any lists of
forbidden names this name has been long
controversial as it belongs to one of
the Bible’s most infamous men one of the
original twelve apostles of Jesus Christ
and the one who betrayed him for 30
pieces of silver at lapatin Esch a shock
although controversial Bible names like
Judas Cain and Delilah are becoming more
commonplace they are still rare that I
know times are hard in a recent study in
the United States while over 2000 boys
were called Jude and over 1,000 called
Judah just 13 tykes in the whole country
were named Judas Jude Jude Jude ah
number 2
Lucifer banned in New Zealand his power
is stronger than stronger this Michael
as longer than longer Satan although the
name sounds appealing enough for at
least half a dozen couples to try to use
it as their child’s name and it comes
from a root word meaning shining one or
Morningstar Lucifer’s origins are simply
devilish this this was mine therefore
this name which is included in the Old
Testament of the Bible as a reference to
Satan is not surprisingly banned in New
Zealand
along with this devilish moniker New
Zealand has also banned words like
Messiah King and Duke from entering the
country’s register in addition to other
names that resemble ranks titles or are
awkwardly long for the past 20 years
Janus Lokelani ke Hana ekukulka Juliette
Kahuna
la has had to carry two IDs before we
unveil our top pick here are some
honorable mentions
I am Akuma and I will teach you the
meaning of the pain are you ready
right my name is not Richard Oh
well then what is it dick what dick you
heard me
number one adult not band rich Mariana
could I mean the Amish I like I like
twister ed when a local supermarket
refused to decorate Heath Campbell’s
son’s birthday cake with his first two
given names Campbell was outraged his
son’s given names you guessed it Adolf
Hitler on January 2009 the government to
custody of their son Adolf Hitler
Campbell and his sisters Joycelyn Aryan
Nation and Hans Lynn Himmler while the
name Adolf is actually not banned and is
quite popular in some regions the full
name Adolf Hitler has been banned in
multiple countries from New Zealand to
Mexico to Germany even if it’s not
illegal in your country naming your
child after one of the most infamous and
murderous dictators of all time maybe
not such a good idea it’s not what’s on
the outside of you so what’s on the
inside do you agree with our list which
names are you glad your parents didn’t
give you donkey teeth for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
javaris jamar Javaris and Lamar
University of Middle Tennessee the wine
shower
you
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