I see something cool
BAM two tickets to the zombie dinner
party premiere want to go with me
tonight
they’ve got quick wits and quicker melts
hey I’m trying to score here can you
read the Do Not Disturb sign welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten
smartass cartoon characters you bucking
me oh that is rich for this list we’re
looking at cartoon characters who you
don’t want around when you get something
wrong shut the trap frylock crap what
trap I’ll get a trap and bring no trap
let’s go number 10 Rigby regular show
I’ll kill you prawn in the simplistic
style of a children’s cartoon
Rigby’s appearance belies the sharp
sense of humor hidden under his fur oh
did we not mention he’s a raccoon yeah
despite caring deeply about his cohorts
Rigby regularly mocks their missteps in
uproarious fashion hey pajama sister
what are you doing watching TV all by
yourself doesn’t surprise me since you
can’t talk to chicks our favorite
example of his wit may just be the
inventive rap lyrics he spouts dissing
anyone and everyone around him she won’t
get with you she just won’t get with you
not gonna get with you never gonna get
with you okay we get it
I’m just keeping it real he may be a
good and loyal friend but you have to
take a lot of what he says with a grain
of salt
you really put on quite a show
Oh number nine
Brian Griffin family guy I leave more
personality and tightly coiled piles on
the lawn this member of the Griffin clan
is probably the most cultured and
intelligent of the bunch but his high IQ
means he can be a bit of a snob hey my
friend who should I make this out to
yeah make it out to Charmin cuz that’s
how I’m gonna use it among the most
kind-hearted of the characters on this
list
Brian’s constant critiques of everything
he encounters don’t seem ill-will mostly
I’m here to strap you to a board put a
cloth in your mouth and pour water over
it to simulate the sensation of drowning
yeah traditional values that is
certainly not always the case however
when it comes to his cohort Stewie
Griffin the toddler with a penchant for
nasty behavior Airport please don’t let
Brian’s apparent innocence fool you into
dropping your defenses though he should
not be trifled with if you’re the
sensitive type how about little less
questions a little more shut the hell up
number eight Master Shake Aqua Teen
Hunger Force
never one to worry about being
politically correct shakes in sights and
slams are harsh but hilarious actually
harsh might be an understatement he’s
more of a borderline sociopath not
remember you have no regard for human
life most especially women because they
have the organs that you wish that you
had so you want to make a suit from them
but I don’t want to make a suit for me
that’s how it’s done the self-styled
head of the Aqua teens this giant
fast-food item would probably not get
along with anyone else on this list but
he obviously deserves a spot among them
one of those scheming types who’s always
trying to get away with something Master
Shake just has an attitude problem and
is constantly angry mad who are we
kidding
we can relate words you’re looking for
our sank and you put him together they
make a nice sound
number seven bender bending Rodriguez
Futurama I don’t need to drink I can
quit any time I want hey bender bending
Rodriguez may have been built to bend
but the first time he made fun of
someone or something he discovered his
true calling hello who’s your hat dumb
friend me sure why not arguably the most
debaucherous mainstream cartoon creation
of all time nothing appears to dull the
sense of humor and wit that sets bender
apart from those around him this calls
for a drink
egotistical and completely tactless this
alcoholic robot is rude crude and then
rude some more if any one of you thinks
he shouldn’t have made the cut then you
can well
he’ll tell you bite my shiny metal ass
it doesn’t look so shiny to me shinier
than yours meat bag number six daria
morgendorffer
beavis and butthead and Daria I don’t
have low self-esteem it’s a mistake I’ll
say I have low esteem for everyone else
you know how some teenagers think they
know everything and won’t even engage
with the world around them except a
market frankly Daria this is not what I
consider an ideal situation that’s funny
I’m in heaven clearly the creators and
writers behind this characters persona
armed
more than aware of that phenomenon of
course it’s some kind of cosmic payback
for being too ironic okay is this gonna
take long
yeah apparently things have not changed
since the 90s monotone and elitist Daria
seems to truly believe that she is
surrounded by morons and any attempt to
enlighten them would prove fruitless so
she instead interacts with others
principally through mockery and
one-liners your lack of interest in
personal interaction makes you an ideal
candidate for working with the dead
Daria have you given any thought to your
career plans I guess I’ll just wait
around for people to kick the bucket
sarcastic and snarky she is the perfect
foil for her classmates beavis and
butthead 50,000 volts up the butt that’d
be cool
number five Roger the alien American dad
thanks for the help coach my pleasure
but if you expect to get any boob I’m
gonna need a buttload of Twinkies Seth
MacFarlane has a knack for creating
sidekick characters that see the
buffoonish behavior of others for what
it is and Roger is another example of
that yeah kind of like how Stan is a
giant douche bag this super old alien
may love and thank the human family that
took him in but that certainly does
nothing to slow his instincts to
disparage their every move dad now your
shoes stink as bad as your ideas hahaha
fact in one episode it’s revealed that
if members of the race Roger belongs to
don’t release the bitchiness inside of
them they become sick or worse is being
nice killing you my people need to let
our bitchiness out otherwise it turns to
bile and poisons us number four
sterling Archer Archer ha ha ha hello
when a character is created with the
intention of making him as dickish as
possible and is the main character in a
cartoon comedy show you can bet he’ll
end up on one or two lists like this
please three breakfast no breakfast try
the diner you’re obviously into Greek
get it
suave and debonair as any secret agent
sterling Archer is also egotistical
sexist racist and alcoholic and the
biggest smartass you ever will meet I’ll
drop these doughnuts then you can
pretend they’re marbles and you’re a
hungry hungry constantly coming up with
witticisms based on his surroundings and
exhibiting a knowledge of all things pop
culture
Archer rarely appears to be at a loss
for words Cyril you know it’s solid this
wall oh yeah so’s the floor my fist um
Oh Cyril the butt of my gun hey I get it
do you
number three Jeff Albertson also known
as comic book guy The Simpsons my name
is Jeff Albertson but everyone calls me
comic-book guy worst entry ever the
ultimate critic of the world he inhabits
Jeff Albertson has become so synonymous
with his business and the culture it
relies on that he is known almost
exclusively as comic book guy tell you
what I’ve shown you something very
special if your promise to put your
grubby little hand behind your back and
keeping it behold
Wow though our first instinct when we
thought of this list was to include Bart
Simpson the diminutive troublemaker
upon further reflection we realized that
we’d be remiss to leave out this
smartass to the gag I will give a d-plus
is for the workmanship on the hand ooh
boom it’s not right if this fat nerd
were more of a principal character with
more consistent appearances on the show
he might have actually been in
contention for the top spot get my news
from the internet like every other
normal person under 70 farewell dinosaur
number two
Bugs Bunny the Looney Tunes franchise
me unlike the others on this list
bugs smartass repertoire delves into
physical comedy more often than not
and usually it’s to keep himself alive
able to outwit outsmart and outlast any
foe with his smarts we really can’t
blame bugs for doing whatever he can to
survive you know sometimes me conscience
kind of bothers me but not this time but
you gotta love him for also making his
enemies look like fools along the way
never shy to belittle their deeds with
his words as well there is no question
that bugs will get the last and most
likely only laugh but I’ll try before we
reveal our top pick here are some
honorable mentions I’ll get out leave
leave leave please welcome mr. Jon
Arbuckle and his cat Garfield next time
I get first filling you’re gonna be a
great teacher Toph speaking of which I
want to show you something okay
now we’re even I know it’s a matter of
requiring excursions parental guidance
oh no you don’t you stool pigeon
number one Eric Cartman South Park
farting fire if we were ever going to
categorize a cartoon child as evil it’d
be Eric Cartman racist arrogant and just
plain mean Cartman’s capable of anything
actually the residents of South Park are
probably lucky when he’s just being a
smartass as he can also be extremely
devious and kind of psycho remember that
time he fed his enemy’s own parents to
him let me taste your tears got your
Terrace at uni yeah that makes all those
times he talks back to adults and his
friends look like nothing and a cat and
you will respect master ah
with quick verbal jabs flowing from his
mouth as readily as the food flows in
Cartman is the ultimate cartoon fat-ass
and the ultimate cartoon smartass oh you
guys I’m going home go on and go home
you fat chicken yeah go do you agree
with our list
who’s your favorite cartoon smartass for
more TV top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com so
why don’t you just waddle over there and
get it yes sir
you
BAM two tickets to the zombie dinner
party premiere want to go with me
tonight
they’ve got quick wits and quicker melts
hey I’m trying to score here can you
read the Do Not Disturb sign welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten
smartass cartoon characters you bucking
me oh that is rich for this list we’re
looking at cartoon characters who you
don’t want around when you get something
wrong shut the trap frylock crap what
trap I’ll get a trap and bring no trap
let’s go number 10 Rigby regular show
I’ll kill you prawn in the simplistic
style of a children’s cartoon
Rigby’s appearance belies the sharp
sense of humor hidden under his fur oh
did we not mention he’s a raccoon yeah
despite caring deeply about his cohorts
Rigby regularly mocks their missteps in
uproarious fashion hey pajama sister
what are you doing watching TV all by
yourself doesn’t surprise me since you
can’t talk to chicks our favorite
example of his wit may just be the
inventive rap lyrics he spouts dissing
anyone and everyone around him she won’t
get with you she just won’t get with you
not gonna get with you never gonna get
with you okay we get it
I’m just keeping it real he may be a
good and loyal friend but you have to
take a lot of what he says with a grain
of salt
you really put on quite a show
Oh number nine
Brian Griffin family guy I leave more
personality and tightly coiled piles on
the lawn this member of the Griffin clan
is probably the most cultured and
intelligent of the bunch but his high IQ
means he can be a bit of a snob hey my
friend who should I make this out to
yeah make it out to Charmin cuz that’s
how I’m gonna use it among the most
kind-hearted of the characters on this
list
Brian’s constant critiques of everything
he encounters don’t seem ill-will mostly
I’m here to strap you to a board put a
cloth in your mouth and pour water over
it to simulate the sensation of drowning
yeah traditional values that is
certainly not always the case however
when it comes to his cohort Stewie
Griffin the toddler with a penchant for
nasty behavior Airport please don’t let
Brian’s apparent innocence fool you into
dropping your defenses though he should
not be trifled with if you’re the
sensitive type how about little less
questions a little more shut the hell up
number eight Master Shake Aqua Teen
Hunger Force
never one to worry about being
politically correct shakes in sights and
slams are harsh but hilarious actually
harsh might be an understatement he’s
more of a borderline sociopath not
remember you have no regard for human
life most especially women because they
have the organs that you wish that you
had so you want to make a suit from them
but I don’t want to make a suit for me
that’s how it’s done the self-styled
head of the Aqua teens this giant
fast-food item would probably not get
along with anyone else on this list but
he obviously deserves a spot among them
one of those scheming types who’s always
trying to get away with something Master
Shake just has an attitude problem and
is constantly angry mad who are we
kidding
we can relate words you’re looking for
our sank and you put him together they
make a nice sound
number seven bender bending Rodriguez
Futurama I don’t need to drink I can
quit any time I want hey bender bending
Rodriguez may have been built to bend
but the first time he made fun of
someone or something he discovered his
true calling hello who’s your hat dumb
friend me sure why not arguably the most
debaucherous mainstream cartoon creation
of all time nothing appears to dull the
sense of humor and wit that sets bender
apart from those around him this calls
for a drink
egotistical and completely tactless this
alcoholic robot is rude crude and then
rude some more if any one of you thinks
he shouldn’t have made the cut then you
can well
he’ll tell you bite my shiny metal ass
it doesn’t look so shiny to me shinier
than yours meat bag number six daria
morgendorffer
beavis and butthead and Daria I don’t
have low self-esteem it’s a mistake I’ll
say I have low esteem for everyone else
you know how some teenagers think they
know everything and won’t even engage
with the world around them except a
market frankly Daria this is not what I
consider an ideal situation that’s funny
I’m in heaven clearly the creators and
writers behind this characters persona
armed
more than aware of that phenomenon of
course it’s some kind of cosmic payback
for being too ironic okay is this gonna
take long
yeah apparently things have not changed
since the 90s monotone and elitist Daria
seems to truly believe that she is
surrounded by morons and any attempt to
enlighten them would prove fruitless so
she instead interacts with others
principally through mockery and
one-liners your lack of interest in
personal interaction makes you an ideal
candidate for working with the dead
Daria have you given any thought to your
career plans I guess I’ll just wait
around for people to kick the bucket
sarcastic and snarky she is the perfect
foil for her classmates beavis and
butthead 50,000 volts up the butt that’d
be cool
number five Roger the alien American dad
thanks for the help coach my pleasure
but if you expect to get any boob I’m
gonna need a buttload of Twinkies Seth
MacFarlane has a knack for creating
sidekick characters that see the
buffoonish behavior of others for what
it is and Roger is another example of
that yeah kind of like how Stan is a
giant douche bag this super old alien
may love and thank the human family that
took him in but that certainly does
nothing to slow his instincts to
disparage their every move dad now your
shoes stink as bad as your ideas hahaha
fact in one episode it’s revealed that
if members of the race Roger belongs to
don’t release the bitchiness inside of
them they become sick or worse is being
nice killing you my people need to let
our bitchiness out otherwise it turns to
bile and poisons us number four
sterling Archer Archer ha ha ha hello
when a character is created with the
intention of making him as dickish as
possible and is the main character in a
cartoon comedy show you can bet he’ll
end up on one or two lists like this
please three breakfast no breakfast try
the diner you’re obviously into Greek
get it
suave and debonair as any secret agent
sterling Archer is also egotistical
sexist racist and alcoholic and the
biggest smartass you ever will meet I’ll
drop these doughnuts then you can
pretend they’re marbles and you’re a
hungry hungry constantly coming up with
witticisms based on his surroundings and
exhibiting a knowledge of all things pop
culture
Archer rarely appears to be at a loss
for words Cyril you know it’s solid this
wall oh yeah so’s the floor my fist um
Oh Cyril the butt of my gun hey I get it
do you
number three Jeff Albertson also known
as comic book guy The Simpsons my name
is Jeff Albertson but everyone calls me
comic-book guy worst entry ever the
ultimate critic of the world he inhabits
Jeff Albertson has become so synonymous
with his business and the culture it
relies on that he is known almost
exclusively as comic book guy tell you
what I’ve shown you something very
special if your promise to put your
grubby little hand behind your back and
keeping it behold
Wow though our first instinct when we
thought of this list was to include Bart
Simpson the diminutive troublemaker
upon further reflection we realized that
we’d be remiss to leave out this
smartass to the gag I will give a d-plus
is for the workmanship on the hand ooh
boom it’s not right if this fat nerd
were more of a principal character with
more consistent appearances on the show
he might have actually been in
contention for the top spot get my news
from the internet like every other
normal person under 70 farewell dinosaur
number two
Bugs Bunny the Looney Tunes franchise
me unlike the others on this list
bugs smartass repertoire delves into
physical comedy more often than not
and usually it’s to keep himself alive
able to outwit outsmart and outlast any
foe with his smarts we really can’t
blame bugs for doing whatever he can to
survive you know sometimes me conscience
kind of bothers me but not this time but
you gotta love him for also making his
enemies look like fools along the way
never shy to belittle their deeds with
his words as well there is no question
that bugs will get the last and most
likely only laugh but I’ll try before we
reveal our top pick here are some
honorable mentions I’ll get out leave
leave leave please welcome mr. Jon
Arbuckle and his cat Garfield next time
I get first filling you’re gonna be a
great teacher Toph speaking of which I
want to show you something okay
now we’re even I know it’s a matter of
requiring excursions parental guidance
oh no you don’t you stool pigeon
number one Eric Cartman South Park
farting fire if we were ever going to
categorize a cartoon child as evil it’d
be Eric Cartman racist arrogant and just
plain mean Cartman’s capable of anything
actually the residents of South Park are
probably lucky when he’s just being a
smartass as he can also be extremely
devious and kind of psycho remember that
time he fed his enemy’s own parents to
him let me taste your tears got your
Terrace at uni yeah that makes all those
times he talks back to adults and his
friends look like nothing and a cat and
you will respect master ah
with quick verbal jabs flowing from his
mouth as readily as the food flows in
Cartman is the ultimate cartoon fat-ass
and the ultimate cartoon smartass oh you
guys I’m going home go on and go home
you fat chicken yeah go do you agree
with our list
who’s your favorite cartoon smartass for
more TV top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com so
why don’t you just waddle over there and
get it yes sir
you
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