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Top 10 Disney Characters Who Would Cut It in the NFL – WTFootball


I’m Joshua Briscoe and this is my only
non colored suit jacket this week on the
watch dota 2 community tab we asked you
for the best disney characters that
could transition to football here your
top 10 best answers of course we are
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first SeatGeek purchase number 10 let’s
address some things yes I know that
Disney owns Marvel
they also own Star Wars and ESPN this
list is not for Santos Yoda or Chris
Berman I don’t care I don’t want to hear
about it last week I asked you for video
game characters Narron was saying flash
congratulations you found the loophole
you’re very smart and special now just
play by the rules you know what you
meant you know what I am it just say
wreck-it Ralph just say wreck-it Ralph
and move on I keep the Breathitt number
9 wreck-it Ralph 9 feet tall 600 pounds
number eight and a half Shrek what is
wrong with you people
number eight stitch it’s a good answer
he’s strong he’s fast he can steal the
entire opposing team’s left shoe this is
an extremely good answer under the radar
I like it also is an animated Disney
movie character thank you for playing by
the rules
number seven is a pun double feature not
Cinderella because she’ll only run away
from the ball over Elsa at receiver
because she’ll never let it go actually
I just realized in this moment you’ve
clearly never seen frozen because
spoiler alert she does let it go that’s
sort of the whole point that’s the big
song look good answers number six a lot
of good answers from this one comment
Hercules Tarzan mr. incredible wreck-it
Ralph these are all very good beefy boys
but I do have a bit of a concern about
Tarzan he’s really athletic just as a
normal human being but he’s not as
athletic as those other guys he’s very
raw he’s gonna need a lot of training so
he’s actually basically Josh Allen
number five shout out to the fungi
mushroom the dude and the snake for
taking this way too far I’m not gonna
read their entire rosters but I will say
that each had one especially inspired
casting first putting Baloo on the
defensive line a literal bear as a pass
rusher he would still be worse than
Khalil Mac at this job but he’d be very
good and then also putting Donald Duck
as your offensive coordinator he just
stands there and quacks at the
quarterback congratulations
Natalie has to Todd Haley’s number four
and a half another disqualified one it’s
– and Elastigirl you say wait those are
both animated characters really yeah
because it says – at striker and
Elastigirl at goalkeeper good picks
Disney characters
number four goofy this was really
surprising and then I realized oh yeah
goofy actually has played football we
have the film somewhat reviewed the film
and this is a pretty good answer
taxidermy Tech versus anthropology am
was an absolute thriller although I
think again upon reviewing the tape
swivel hip Smith definitely had CTE and
I think the head coach got arrested at
the end either way I would absolutely
take goofy on my team number three Maui
from Moana listen I’ve only seen the
first half of mallanna I can’t even
remember why I didn’t see the second
half but I do know this he is enormous
he is voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson
he looks sort of like a beefed-up troy
polamalu and he apparently has a
touchdown dance ready to go I will also
take this man on my team any day number
two tow mater this is fine you want to
have a car out there he’s fast I get it
one out of three thousand comments said
Lightning McQueen
he is a literal racecar good but getting
a pass off your quarterbacks it about to
take a front bumper to his bumper you’re
gonna try to run up the middle you’re
not you have a car driving across the
field you’re running back might
literally die everybody from cars could
be on the field I would happily build my
defense out of literal cars number one
no one runs like Gaston jumps as high as
Gaston catches and kicks the ball to the
sky like Gaston you know it works like
this stunts penetrates like Gaston no
one can break a tackle simple rate like
Gaston he’s also roughly the size of a
barge
so who do you think would make the best
transition from the animated Disney
Universe to the National Football League
let us know in the comments and maybe
we’ll see them along with all the other
comments did tell me how terrible I am
in this warms my heart let us know who
your favorite was again whom he missed I
didn’t forget about Pete by the way to
top 10 list I ran out of space I need to
yell you about Shrek and remember please
no one knew runs like Gaston Jones’s I
is Gaston [Music]
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