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Rowan Atkinson Picks Up Women!


good evening welcome to the University
of London for this the 14th part of our
diploma course in elementary courting
for men tonight we look at the first
date obviously taking out a girl for the
first time is a very complex issue the
first crucial step is having a range to
pick up your date and not to look like a
best to look as though your attention
has been momentarily distracted but when
your attention is there it is vital to
say how pretty she is looking straight
away but don’t overdo it if at this
point you are introduced to her parents
attitude is all-important and you can be
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when you’ve said goodbye to the parents
leave her to your car there are various
you might lose her respect
you should have taken a taxi before long
you will arrive at the restaurant
and ask the waiter for the wine list
selecting from the wine list is
when the bottle arrives there’s much to
be made in the tasting of it but don’t
be too professional
with eating again moderation is the
order of the day don’t eat too fast
next is receiving the bill this is a
very important moment you must be sure
not to lose your cool this is right
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this is wrong
the girl may of course offered to pay
for the meal herself and in which case
you should refuse for a while we would
then recommend a visit to a fashionable
discotheque this could make all the
difference and most people don’t know
how to dance and so do too much other
some people dance there’s something up
there bottom and other people dances if
there’s something coming out of their
when all said and done it’s best
probably not to dance at all the well
mime sporting injury is always useful
and a good excuse for leaving the
discotheque
if you don’t utter li foul it up at 20
minutes later you should be back at your
place
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first putting on the record we can’t
help you with the choice of record even
though no matter what the circumstances
Iron Maiden might be a mistake at all
costs avoid the temptation to brag about
your stereo
and now comes the moment you’ve been
waiting for these seduction but this is
and this is I think you’ll agree
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