clap your hands oh stop being racist
clap your hands
see I don’t like the pressure that women
putting on you know like after you have
kids it’s like you got enough pressure
in a marriage as this like you want me
want you to provide for her and a
protector I don’t mind providing I got
money let me pay for stuff I don’t like
protecting like say me and you go to the
movies right and the guy come up and
smack you right in the face while we at
the movies if you want me then you just
got smacked that’s something that just
happened like we can talk about it when
we get in the car let’s let’s figure out
why it happened and see what we can do
to prevent it from happening again but
as far as me like just going to throw
something about it I’m not gonna do that
because if he didn’t care about punching
you in the face I know you don’t care
about my face that’s common sense to
black guys don’t equal 20/20 vision
somebody got to get his home that’s what
I’m good at I’m a witness let me drive I
saw everything
I saw it all baby when he punched you I
got behind a vending machine because I
didn’t want him to know that we were
together that’s not in his business
I don’t like ostriches for those people
that don’t know what aisha’s is it’s a
bird that’s the same size as me I’m in
Nebraska right I had a run-in with this
ostrich I’m in Nebraska I’m on the side
of the road I’m peeing I get dumped in I
look to my left it was an ostrich
looking at me while I was peeing he was
standing on one leg like this
his body was facing this way but it’s
now I didn’t know what it was so I
didn’t say nothing my friend got to the
car he’s like yo what the hell is that I
was like I don’t know it’s like a big
pigeon or something I didn’t know what
it was right
he’s like ain’t no pigeon he took ink
pin through the pin at it when he threw
the pin at the ostrich he hid the
options in the chest soon as he hit the
oxygen chest his other lady came down
his body was still facing this way but
as he it was still like this I was like
you know what we should probably go get
in a car because we don’t really know
what that means you know like that that
could be a sign that could mean like you
got 10 seconds to get out my face before
I kill you
I’m gonna eat your kids we don’t know
woody trying to say sir she was getting
the car when we say fast so we get in
the car I start laughing on my you were
scared man I know you were scared like
no you were scared no you know you are
I’m driving like 30 miles per hour I
look out the passenger window the
ostrich was running 30 miles for hours
beside the car his body was still facing
this way but as he it was like this he
was halt assing at 30 miles per hour now
when I’m scared like if I’m real real
scared sir I start to cry only if I’m
real scared so I was like why would you
throw a pin at it if we don’t even know
what it is
I was freaking out right who’s I missed
up in little girl just speed up drive
faster
I started driving 60 miles per hour when
I tell you that this ostrich was running
60 miles per hour
I’m not playing his body was still
facing this way but his hand was like
this and his legs you couldn’t even see
him maybe they it looked like a black
cotton ball flowing it was amazing and I
was scared because he never took his
eyes off us like he was looking at us
the whole time like he didn’t check for
a wall another bird nothing it’s like he
was like when I catch y’all imma kill
both y’all over a pin and I was like why
don’t you just apologize because I was
scared I’m scared of dolphins as well
I’m very scared of dolphins and I like I
said I got a reason to be scared of
everything I’m afraid of right me and my
lady went Maui one time when Maui she’s
like baby we should go swim with the
dolphins I’m like no I told you how I
feel about them dolphins I don’t want a
swim dog she’s like come on stop acting
like that let’s swim the Dolphins I like
you know what let’s talk to dolphins
something happened to me it’s
convenience now we go to swim the
Dolphins they got the Dolphins are like
this little tank right it’s like eight
dolphin’s I see an old lady on the back
of the dolphin these little boys I’m
like you know what babe I might have
been overreacting
get the camera take some pictures of me
on back of the dolphin I was excited
right I get in the water I’m gonna back
her dolphin they instruct he says soon
as you grabbed a dolphin fin the dolphin
gonna start taking you around so I’m
never you ready grab his fin soon as I
grab my dolphin fin my dolphin went
straight to the bottom of the tank he
went straight down right now because I
was scared I didn’t let go I held on and
you know what you scared you start to
mentally create stuff in your own mind I
was like it’s obvious that I gotta race
his dolphin he don’t like black people
that’s obvious he didn’t cut a deal with
a shark to bring him a black piece of
meat something bad about to happen right
I let go I get to the time I start
snapping on the instructor I was like
nobody just saw dolphin number eight
missing huh nobody noticed that I was
going for like 30 seconds get on had the
bell at nothing extra ring he’s trying
to kill me he took me to the bottom of
the tank to me with shirts okay I’m the
only black that in this damn tank you
didn’t notice that I wasn’t going around
huh you see this old lady and his little
boy but nobody noticed the black swirl
I didn’t notice that he was like whoa
whoa calm down it’s three feet just
stand up and I was like what what he’s
saying I didn’t even realize that I was
walking and talking at the same time but
it was racist often i’ma tell you how I
know it was racist often cuz I do not
golfing buddy well when I got out the
water I looked at him and he looked at
me like I said what did you just hurry
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clap your hands
see I don’t like the pressure that women
putting on you know like after you have
kids it’s like you got enough pressure
in a marriage as this like you want me
want you to provide for her and a
protector I don’t mind providing I got
money let me pay for stuff I don’t like
protecting like say me and you go to the
movies right and the guy come up and
smack you right in the face while we at
the movies if you want me then you just
got smacked that’s something that just
happened like we can talk about it when
we get in the car let’s let’s figure out
why it happened and see what we can do
to prevent it from happening again but
as far as me like just going to throw
something about it I’m not gonna do that
because if he didn’t care about punching
you in the face I know you don’t care
about my face that’s common sense to
black guys don’t equal 20/20 vision
somebody got to get his home that’s what
I’m good at I’m a witness let me drive I
saw everything
I saw it all baby when he punched you I
got behind a vending machine because I
didn’t want him to know that we were
together that’s not in his business
I don’t like ostriches for those people
that don’t know what aisha’s is it’s a
bird that’s the same size as me I’m in
Nebraska right I had a run-in with this
ostrich I’m in Nebraska I’m on the side
of the road I’m peeing I get dumped in I
look to my left it was an ostrich
looking at me while I was peeing he was
standing on one leg like this
his body was facing this way but it’s
now I didn’t know what it was so I
didn’t say nothing my friend got to the
car he’s like yo what the hell is that I
was like I don’t know it’s like a big
pigeon or something I didn’t know what
it was right
he’s like ain’t no pigeon he took ink
pin through the pin at it when he threw
the pin at the ostrich he hid the
options in the chest soon as he hit the
oxygen chest his other lady came down
his body was still facing this way but
as he it was still like this I was like
you know what we should probably go get
in a car because we don’t really know
what that means you know like that that
could be a sign that could mean like you
got 10 seconds to get out my face before
I kill you
I’m gonna eat your kids we don’t know
woody trying to say sir she was getting
the car when we say fast so we get in
the car I start laughing on my you were
scared man I know you were scared like
no you were scared no you know you are
I’m driving like 30 miles per hour I
look out the passenger window the
ostrich was running 30 miles for hours
beside the car his body was still facing
this way but as he it was like this he
was halt assing at 30 miles per hour now
when I’m scared like if I’m real real
scared sir I start to cry only if I’m
real scared so I was like why would you
throw a pin at it if we don’t even know
what it is
I was freaking out right who’s I missed
up in little girl just speed up drive
faster
I started driving 60 miles per hour when
I tell you that this ostrich was running
60 miles per hour
I’m not playing his body was still
facing this way but his hand was like
this and his legs you couldn’t even see
him maybe they it looked like a black
cotton ball flowing it was amazing and I
was scared because he never took his
eyes off us like he was looking at us
the whole time like he didn’t check for
a wall another bird nothing it’s like he
was like when I catch y’all imma kill
both y’all over a pin and I was like why
don’t you just apologize because I was
scared I’m scared of dolphins as well
I’m very scared of dolphins and I like I
said I got a reason to be scared of
everything I’m afraid of right me and my
lady went Maui one time when Maui she’s
like baby we should go swim with the
dolphins I’m like no I told you how I
feel about them dolphins I don’t want a
swim dog she’s like come on stop acting
like that let’s swim the Dolphins I like
you know what let’s talk to dolphins
something happened to me it’s
convenience now we go to swim the
Dolphins they got the Dolphins are like
this little tank right it’s like eight
dolphin’s I see an old lady on the back
of the dolphin these little boys I’m
like you know what babe I might have
been overreacting
get the camera take some pictures of me
on back of the dolphin I was excited
right I get in the water I’m gonna back
her dolphin they instruct he says soon
as you grabbed a dolphin fin the dolphin
gonna start taking you around so I’m
never you ready grab his fin soon as I
grab my dolphin fin my dolphin went
straight to the bottom of the tank he
went straight down right now because I
was scared I didn’t let go I held on and
you know what you scared you start to
mentally create stuff in your own mind I
was like it’s obvious that I gotta race
his dolphin he don’t like black people
that’s obvious he didn’t cut a deal with
a shark to bring him a black piece of
meat something bad about to happen right
I let go I get to the time I start
snapping on the instructor I was like
nobody just saw dolphin number eight
missing huh nobody noticed that I was
going for like 30 seconds get on had the
bell at nothing extra ring he’s trying
to kill me he took me to the bottom of
the tank to me with shirts okay I’m the
only black that in this damn tank you
didn’t notice that I wasn’t going around
huh you see this old lady and his little
boy but nobody noticed the black swirl
I didn’t notice that he was like whoa
whoa calm down it’s three feet just
stand up and I was like what what he’s
saying I didn’t even realize that I was
walking and talking at the same time but
it was racist often i’ma tell you how I
know it was racist often cuz I do not
golfing buddy well when I got out the
water I looked at him and he looked at
me like I said what did you just hurry
up in a great crowd check out these
other great clips and be sure to
subscribe and ring the bell to be
notified about our latest videos [Music]
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