say I want to go and it’ll I really
really want a goldendoodle I mean who
doesn’t they are a mix between a gun
retriever and the poodle they have the
loving quality of a gun retriever and
the intelligence of a poodle what is
there more to ask of i have been wanting
a goldendoodle since i was either six or
seven and now I finally have one his
name is Tucker and there is nothing
cuter in the world he is so fluffy
playful and he will just add a knower
jump into the pool everything my family
loves him now but it didn’t always start
out that way my parents wanted nothing
and I mean nothing to do with the puppy
love yeah and the three years of years
of begging pleading and apparently being
a pest I finally got one you may be
wondering how I accomplish this the
answer rhetoric rhetoric is the art of
writing where the writer feels need to
persuade or motivate particular
audiences redder usually uses heuristics
and I would need to use heuristic a
heuristic is when you don’t have the
perfect argument you could use a
shortcut such as common sense and
educated guess and a rule of thumb i
wish i didn’t need fewer sticks i wish
there was just a law saying that all 12
year old girls named alexa must have a
goldendoodle that’d be so easy in fact
when you have such a slam-dunk case like
that it’s called a non artistic argument
and that is an argument that you do not
need to invent unfortunately I couldn’t
use that kind of argument I had to come
up with my own argument and that is an
artistic argument for my argument with
my parents I started with logos then led
to eat those and end in and pecos but
you could do them in any order you want
depending on what your goal is logos
logos is the appeal to logic and for
this I want it to look like a scientist
and use words like compelling evidence
and statistically significant well all
these two facts that my mom like mom
dogs low your blood pressure pressure
and regulate your heart rate during
stressful stressful situations they also
helped children children develop greater
empathy higher self-esteem and
participation in social and physical
activities and lastly over 71 million
american households
alone own a dog now the guys are
thinking I moved on to eat those ethos
and appealed ethics and I wanted my mom
to think that us getting a goldendoodle
make us good and noble people so I
started rambling on saying saying mom
most dogs end up in a rescue center
street puppy mills or worse a kill
shelter and if that if we get a dog
that’s one less dog in one of these bad
places and one less dog that has to lose
his innocent little life approximately
seven point six million animals get put
in these kinds of places a year and two
point seven of them get put to death how
would you just sit there and know this
and not want to rescue a dog now that I
got to thinking about bad people who
would be not to get a-goin doodle I
moved on to pay those Patos is an appeal
to emotion and for this I needed my
little sister I ran to get my little
sister gave her stuffed animal that
resembled somewhat a goldendoodle
pinched her in the arms so that she
would cry and pushed her into the room
with my mom she gave my mom a face that
she could not say no to and to top it
off she looks my mom in the eyes curls
her upper lip and says mommy could you
give me a goldendoodle and that was how
I got my golden doodle this is my
artistic argument getting my gold deal
is up to you a kind of argument you said
use no matter the kind of argument you
decide to use is very important to avoid
fallacies fallacies are statements may
appear to be true but are actually false
and could break up a good rhetorical
argument ironically these were supplied
by my mother but these actually helped
me one fallacy that my mother came up
with was called a slippery slope fallacy
and this is in conclusion that if a HEPA
happens then eventually XYZ will happen
and my mom came up with a doozy she said
that if we gotta go and do it be our
gateway pet and then the next year we’d
end up with a golden retriever German
Shepherd Chihuahua guinea pig and three
bunnies and all i could say back was do
you really think this is going to happen
it’s taken me this long to get a goal
and doodle and we still don’t have one
for suasion is an art that every inch of
trying master it comes in handy believe
me where they’re trying to convince your
parents yet you were puppy or you boss
to give you a raise it is all the same
few steps I could lead you to victory
and very easily too it may take a while
but it’ll all be worth it it took me six
years to get Tucker in your so
happy with him in fact and if you had
any doubts about my persuasion look at this hey mom hi Tucker thanks mom