Relationship Guru and Comedian Michael Somerville

hi I’m Veronica with watchmojo.com and
today comedian Michael Somerville is
sharing his dating advice and ladies you
gotta get this time to warm up in the
morning right just as we’re standing
doesn’t mean we’re ready to speak let’s
discuss her dreams I hadn’t Ramona do
you have a dream about supposed to be
honest ray like I don’t think that was
you we know especially how much you like
to sleep when we listen to your material
so for any ladies dating men who like to
sleep as much as you do what’s a great
way to wake him up in the morning thing
is with women notice that we’re not fun
in the morning like it’s not like like I
think women always think like oh he was
so fun at 2am so let’s get him up at 8am
and he’ll be funny he’s might be funny
dating him these 2 a.m. michael is fun
aiding and Michael you let him sleep
actually but yeah and then the other way
to wake him up obviously always works
your woman sounds weird you have to ask
every guy knows he has to ask right and
that’s the worst who she sounds off and
you’re looking are you okay and she’s so
clearly not the oak aged like okay see
you now the reason that you’re here is
because you are a relationship guru like
all comedians you’re good at analyzing
situations but you in particular are a
pro at relationships you were the Jake
columnist and on the show wingman that’s
true i did a glamour magazine’s dating
column Jake for three years and I hosted
a show wingman and I always feel like
it’s a do as I say not as I do I for
some reason I’m very good at advising
other people and what they should do in
relationships or kind of guiding people
or what
you could ask my ex-girlfriends if they
agree that I I’ve had much success
practicing my own advice but when you’re
a man and you can’t do stuff you don’t
admit it right we’re too proud my
girlfriend’s car got a flat tire I was
just like I think we should see other
people are there any signs he can look
for to find out if a guy’s in a
relationship if a man’s wearing a
sweater he means he’s in a relationship
with women tend to dress us and you know
I don’t know man I know voluntarily he’s
like i’m gonna wear sweater i’m single
gay reason she knows your wardrobe
better than you you should wear brown
turtleneck you’re like i have a brown
turtle me see your armoire I have an
armoire are there any signs he can look
forward to find out if a woman’s in a
relationship when a woman looks a little
more casual she’s not it’s just hair
back in a bun may be minimal makeup
stuff like that she was just like man
she’s with somebody’s got its got a dude
she’s not interested particularly if
she’s not you know chatting people up or
you know out at the bar with the low-cut
cleavage ladies look nice though some of
the stuff you ladies wear those shoes
always one for endless things girls
tonight three-inch heels will point you
which tones they were surprised these
are uncomfortable yeah we’re not even
shaped like a foot what are some dating
miss you’d like to clear up like I think
the thing dating is actually
relationships are what makes them work
is very simple it’s not gonna be a funny
answer but it’s true they’re very simple
it doesn’t mean they’re easy I mean and
but people complicate them the basic
pillars of a relationship and what makes
them work you know from compatibility to
communications and it’s very basic
things i like the beginning
relationships to getting the best right
you’re perfect she’s perfect you shared
zero information
why is going back for how was your day
amazing how is your is incredible you
want to drink beer and get naked yes I
did credible gains i love you i love you
more I love you more try that ever years
the same person i love you i love you
more yeah you’re probably right well
thank you so much is great having you
but thank you so much for having me