Sex Tips From Internationally Famous Comedian John Hastings

what the world needs now is love sweet
love it oh hey guys just John Hastings
Randy Randy Randy Randy get personal
with you guys I’m going to talk to you
thought you put something near and dear
to my heart and lower than my heart
everyone wants to be the best lover with
the biggest Wang knowing how to please
the labia like nothing else but here is
the issue I do not consider myself a
good lover but I do consider myself an
original lover s you and your standards
gold medal Olympic Council I’m going to
be an original lover I will be the Andy
Warhol of getting it on I will be the
Marcel Proust of the clitoris I would be
the bertolt brecht of the Avila do you
see what I’m saying do you see what I’m
sad for example all of you out there to
get a girl into your boudoir I’m sure
you’re pouring wine buying drinks making
it rain and mitten jobs not John
Hastings no not John Hastings what i do
is i lure an unsuspecting girl into my
apartment wait till she’s checking
emails or watching some television then
i take off all my clothes and I rub my
dick on her shoulder and she sleeps with
me so I stopped doing that
genius genius for your sex drive for
watchmojo.com and for the internet I am
John Hastings
you