after i have a honda civic I was
actually talking about it when i was
when i was down in the deep south and
the sky like olson he’s like why did you
Bob for car I’m like you know why I’ll
buy an American car when the Japanese
build one your comedy career began in
Baltimore in a club where the mic was
broken what was it that led you up to
this point I’m at the beach in Maryland
ocean city maryland and am Ultimo I’m
trying to think what do I’d like to do
what am I good at and what do I enjoy
something happens like a stroller falls
over somebody drops their pizza or
whatever and I turned these two girls
that are walking this way and I was like
blobbity blobbity blah and they start
laughing right and if somebody else over
here is it they start laughing and then
I realize like that’s it like that’s
what I do and Kentucky they’re like
trooper shot and I not heard that thing
they got that an error their queen do
you have any tricks to seducing the
opposite sex now that you’re single
shaday have some chloroform I need to
learn like from like the French
québécois guys like see what they’re
doing their girl smooth you know like go
get some cafe meanwhile I’m like you
won’t get a refill hey let’s go to the
bowling alley got time to fart so it
like goes with the same bowling pins
going curse smash the Allison name where
are you going come on about use tweetie
bird shirt you notice a huge difference
between northern audiences and southern
audiences I think there’s two lines I
think there’s the mason-dixon line which
separates the north in the south of the
u.s. and then there’s the Canadian
American border I told the audience when
I was in Ottawa is like you watch I’m
like I’m gonna be in florida in three
weeks and I’m gonna do that exact same
joke the same way I just told it and
nobody’s gonna get it and they’re just
like no no I’m like you watch and i
videotaped it i actually videotape
myself doing that same
in Florida and nobody laughed do you
have any tricks to warming up a cold
audience pull your balls out at always
yeah do you pull your balls out that
pretty much that’s a very strong
delineation you know the people that are
cheering cool people that walk out and
they weren’t going to be fun anyway
actually talking about it when i was
when i was down in the deep south and
the sky like olson he’s like why did you
Bob for car I’m like you know why I’ll
buy an American car when the Japanese
build one your comedy career began in
Baltimore in a club where the mic was
broken what was it that led you up to
this point I’m at the beach in Maryland
ocean city maryland and am Ultimo I’m
trying to think what do I’d like to do
what am I good at and what do I enjoy
something happens like a stroller falls
over somebody drops their pizza or
whatever and I turned these two girls
that are walking this way and I was like
blobbity blobbity blah and they start
laughing right and if somebody else over
here is it they start laughing and then
I realize like that’s it like that’s
what I do and Kentucky they’re like
trooper shot and I not heard that thing
they got that an error their queen do
you have any tricks to seducing the
opposite sex now that you’re single
shaday have some chloroform I need to
learn like from like the French
québécois guys like see what they’re
doing their girl smooth you know like go
get some cafe meanwhile I’m like you
won’t get a refill hey let’s go to the
bowling alley got time to fart so it
like goes with the same bowling pins
going curse smash the Allison name where
are you going come on about use tweetie
bird shirt you notice a huge difference
between northern audiences and southern
audiences I think there’s two lines I
think there’s the mason-dixon line which
separates the north in the south of the
u.s. and then there’s the Canadian
American border I told the audience when
I was in Ottawa is like you watch I’m
like I’m gonna be in florida in three
weeks and I’m gonna do that exact same
joke the same way I just told it and
nobody’s gonna get it and they’re just
like no no I’m like you watch and i
videotaped it i actually videotape
myself doing that same
in Florida and nobody laughed do you
have any tricks to warming up a cold
audience pull your balls out at always
yeah do you pull your balls out that
pretty much that’s a very strong
delineation you know the people that are
cheering cool people that walk out and
they weren’t going to be fun anyway
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