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Top 10 Sitcom Storylines That Would Never Happen Today


how did these episodes ever get greenlit

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counting down our picks for the top ten

sitcom storylines that would never

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for all things pop culture celebrity and

entertainment for this list we’re

looking at sitcom storylines that pushed

boundaries further than the format

should whether it’s a case of a series

taking on subject matter better left two

dramas subject matter ill-suited to its

intended audience humor at the expense

of a minority or marginalized group or

just a case of a show that really should

have known better

these are plot lines that would have

been shot down in writers rooms today

number 10 fear strikes back the facts of

life first prize is two tickets to the

Bruce Springsteen concert in New York

this episode starts off simple enough

the girls are going to a Halloween party

where the prizes tickets for a sold-out

Bruce Springsteen concert but then the

very special episode card gets played

with fists of ham yeah this evening on

her way to her car

a man attacked her when mrs. G tells the

girls a woman in town has been raped

they are briefly phased but when Natalie

is attacked by a stranger it registers

limited sympathy and instead characters

carry on with easy-to-reach jokes while

complaining about how Natalie’s trauma

affects them I’ve been up almost every

night with family this week we’ve all

been up with her those nightmares of

hers are getting worse by the end of the

episode it’s hard not to feel like the

lesson is that Natalie’s at fault for

not having protected herself the 80s

number nine death in a funny position

Benson clouds that classic sitcom trope

you know the one where a newly made

friend invites you to a party on his

yacht gets murdered and hilarity ensues

it’s basically a game of Clue meets

Murder on the Orient Express with Benson

this show’s resident definitely not a

detective there to solve the whodunit

this story was actually split over two

episodes rather than just ending with

someone making sure everyone was safe

and then calling the Coast Guard or

another such logical conclusion instead

much of the story involves characters

suspecting everyone else and Benson

cracking this thing wide open

talk about a show taking on more than it

can handle number 8

urban fear punky brewster henry’s rookie

who a child copes with old trauma during

a senseless killing spree not exactly

the standard plot line for a family

sitcom we learned good and early that a

killer is prowling the north side of

Chicago a killer who doesn’t look

anything like David Letterman surrogate

father figure Henry ignores the

sensationalism to protect punky but

nonetheless she becomes obsessed with

the possibility that Henry will most

definitely be murdered it’s gonna keep

killing isn’t okay I want you to stop

thinking about him there are no wacky

threats or zany misunderstandings

fueling the story either

it’s just straight-up unshakable fear on

Punky’s part which is resolved just in

time for the credits by the vague notion

of trust where you take the case don’t

number seven the one with Chandler’s dad

friends ladies and gentlemen please

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one basket today the idea of a non trans

actress playing the part of Helena would

raise a few eyebrows but the way the

character Chandler’s estranged

biological father is addressed would go

well beyond eyebrow raising Helena and

her son are estranged due to Chandler’s

embarrassment of her gender identity and

you look up into the stands and there’s

your dad cheering you on dressed as

Carmen Miranda wearing a headdress of

real fruit that he will later hand out

to your friends as a healthy snack he

grows to accept it but the dialogue and

framework of the episode treats Helena

as something more akin to a gay man or

drag artist rather than a trans woman

what an unusual name he was about

terribly fascinating parents oh they’re

a hoot for bonus awkward points Alexis

Arquette who was Courtney Cox’s in-law

at the time and who herself later

number six running Zack Saved by the

Bell

well my great-great-great grandfather

was a slave in the Old South that’s

terrible during class presentations on

ancestry we learned that Slater’s

great-grandfather was a matador screech

is a 1940’s cartoon approximation of an

Italian Lisa is the descendant of slaves

and Jesse of slave traders believe it or

not that is not the biggest misstep in

this episode Zack finds an old picture

of a Native American man and thus claims

to be one himself using screech as a

canvas for war paint and stereotypes I

come from a long line of fierce warriors

and great hunters when his teacher calls

him out on his lack of effort research

and good taste

Zack is forced to tutor with a genuine

First Nations man chief Henry who

himself is a canvas for a whole other

set of stereotypes number five the

counselor mr. Belvedere I have to go to

some stupid day camp anyway it’s a

textbook very special episode when

Wesley the youngest of the Owen family

is enrolled

decamp he’s not all that into it but

councillor Perry is totally ok with that

lends him a fancy set of binoculars and

gives him treats

however after participating in

watersports the counsellor takes it upon

himself to help Wesley dry off then

drops the pretense change over there

Wesley withdraws and only finally opens

up to his family when he sees that his

friend Kyle is the counselors next

victim which is what you told us as soon

as it happened you know you can always

talk to daddy me the topic itself is

reasonably well handled all things

considered

but it’s far removed from the concept of

comedy and likely wasn’t what fans

wanted from their evening sitcom and

number four for every man there’s two

women too close for comfort

[Music]

rape isn’t sitcom fodder but this

writers room tried to tackle it anyway

Munroe the show’s resident confirmed

bachelor is abducted by two women and

subsequently raped rather than sympathy

and support Munro story is met with

disbelief and police who don’t want to

investigate it in addition to a less

common scenario most viewers assumed the

character of Munro was gay the series

lead Ted Knight objected strongly to the

plot rewrites delayed it a season but

the episode ultimately saw the light of

day only to be largely avoided and

syndicated reruns number three the

Puerto Rican Day Seinfeld

it’s the Puerto Rican Day Parade

it’s very nearly the perfect Seinfeld

episode except leaving a Mets game early

to beat traffic

the gangs route is blocked by the Puerto

Rican Day Parade when the cast splits up

various forms of mayhem follow but

Kramer’s is the most unfortunate getting

into the spirit of the day Kramer gets

carried away and accidentally lights a

Puerto Rican flag on fire with a

sparkler miss reading the situation

hazards by are livid and that outrage

was shared by real-life Puerto Rican

groups who were not at all

used by creamers takeaway from the riot

nor the episodes portrayal of Puerto

Rican people maybe which would you like

you’re done with the prize number two

Edith’s 50th birthday all in the family

what are you doing here while the rest

of her family is next door planning her

surprise party

Edith busies herself by baking her own

birthday cake that however is the end of

the silliness a man claiming to be a

detective arrives to warn Edith about a

rapist but it soon becomes apparent that

he’s referring to himself and he keeps

her terrified until her cake burns and

gives her an out rather than mining the

situation somehow for humour the episode

instead looks at the depression the

attack leaves

Edith with it’s all handled with respect

but it’s unlikely a modern succumb would

ever dare to broach such subject matter

please don’t be scared number one the

bicycle man different strokes you know

what I like about mr. Horton he’s just

an all-around great guy after doing some

odd jobs for mr. Horton a bike shop

proprietor Arnold and Dudley become

friendly with the men who gives them ice

cream and free bike radios but these

visits lose their innocence pretty fast

at a pizza and comics session horton

slips a porn magazine wine and nude

photos of himself with boys into the mix

their final visit involves Boston cream

pie

a porno cartoon and sedatives

fortunately this party is crashed by the

police it’s among the most infamous very

special episodes and one that disturbed

cast member Todd bridges who had

reportedly experienced similar abuse in

his youth are you alright do you agree

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