me on this stage is truly an honor let’s
give a big round of applause for the
that’s it I can’t see any of you people
that have be really nice okay right so
good evening ladies and gentlemen my
name is Maximus tell all of you
everybody
Oh max I’m comedian expert opinion
we love you over there so Ted exhale you
read today’s theme is
I need us our in finite right so let’s
think about this for a second
now how could we come to exist right it
was an idea and honey let’s have a baby
one stormy night my mom and dad decided
a kiss will happen but then this is not
really us without the events penis our
Israel finite and that is why today were
people have some people are like but max
you talk about this on stage battery
parents that’s a bad idea
I didn’t so it was a great idea
it’s what they had another idea not a
some people out there who do not
understand these ideas so well okay
it would like to pump out cricket teams
out here in Lebanon I’m like in high 90s
I start this so small innovation
officers in Division Officers we’re
gonna push this take your next other
local girls so that is you know my name
is Maximus tell my best friend called me
anomaly after your magic did I do comedy
so if I see something that’s not funny
today it’s magic now a little bit about
myself I was naturally born in Saudi
Arabia morning base inside of your head
all the land of the ninjas you do not
know just by the pointed out ship so
even I think you do that your head it’s
wrong it was born there raised there
else I can’t do that get away with it
I personally think the Japanese people
they still the concept of ninjas from
the Saudis and it colors to it and
Hollywood still that concept from the
Japanese had for monsters we had up the
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that was a crazy idea I just hope we
don’t have any more power rangers and
hope you’ve not embrace the fact that
ideas are in fine it’s not let’s make
more Power Rangers movies please stop
don’t don’t even bother
Oh nervous you might out this day don’t
know for sure I mean basically as I said
close to you I was born based in Saudi
Arabia this I dream is one of these
crafts that’s very low known for
pressing many okay are you are soul
president when people go you don’t want
to write a car okay it will get to bear
our needs to wear one will take away
your freedom sure thing we to take away
your sight who cares okay all right um
single people in the house give me a
cheer signalman and asking you to see
the women and ask me a chair married
imagine that word it’s a sentence okay
in my mind you can never be married and
happy
I mean Eureka wasn’t one of the two
members of the same time unless you’re a
savvy man and you’re like four times
that you okay what else what else what
else what else
obviously they’re not going to India and
one of the things that would absolutely
fantastic up for there was I was very
proud to represent my country over there
because I’ve always start my show with a
big demand my name is Matthew Selleck
I’m from a very big country called
Bangladesh they left
I wondered why and why my shows escaped
felt like you know what I’m doing as
what gives you the right to think that
you’re so better off than I say here’s
some perspective let’s go there
okay you guys round we guys around
people who have a place on the streets
no story – sorry the place that I was
living in okay five bucks away from when
I go there this really broken road and I
walk out one day I see six kids –
extending equidistant groovy no heads
they’re sitting down sitting and talking
I’ve always wondered what do you say
what if these kids say hey man how’s
that wasn’t that great of an idea was it
I imagine it beheading Friday night
ideas of her jokes there I’m on to so
I’ve been traveling up in performances
on a nine Bobby there’s a few hours
drive away for mommy
actually this nasal Unni
thanked me you had a fantastic place
okay I had a fantastic show wonderful
lovely audience and I stepped off the
stage and true story
and this girl walks up a really drunk
girl and she’s like drunk like drunk
like if I hold a flame in front of her
mouth and become a flamethrower that
what am I the Guerrero because you not
have an accent
I like all the accent that’s an East
Pakistan accent and she’s still engaged
that yes I thought it was different and
then she’s like yeah so as I sit with
Max peasant you didn’t I mean okay
you’re telling me about an annoying out
have you ever heard nurse helps be your
accent is for long it would get Russell
and you do that how dare you 50,000
rupees I’m good
all right this out you know if you want
extra services there’s a ask late are we
late and this is I kid you not this
water friend said okay the supportive
friend said nice you know partying the
hell is that
please give me 10 minutes worth of new
material so people like hello sir how
are you yes
father it’s me you left me here 20 years
ago you went to play bingo and
everything back are you right so so far
here’s last one of these something that
you just slide off right now
you know we all watch we almost super
ears and said okay let me just find
something out you notice it definitely
okay
Marvel fans in the house in your chair
you see fans in the house give you more
never wants a blue hat what excuse me I
already came on this trip
okay as I’m okay now here’s the thing
before you write something about a
certain issue which I believe this is
you do research I did my research it
and then sometime in the year 2002
apparently some magazine has voted this
silly not even side blue that’s my
favorite color colored hats okay – this
was elected to be Asian hero
now I’m thinking vomit into the heart of
Asia do any of you remember voting for
this Asian hero
um you remember pointing at all this
it’s not a target on your faces but on
this day at the same
okay now patanjali’s I promise you guys
any card trick and I actually had the
oldest trick in the world with me for
you guys so I would love to show it to
you but can someone give you that time
please you just really give me the time
of hollowing – on so on for 16 okay okay
I’ve got two more minutes a donut like
to leave you with something that I’ve
been closing a lot of my shows before I
don’t think you have time for the oldest
Street in the world as my said I’d love
to show you some of you might have seen
this trick before I used to perform at a
okay here you go ladies that mean so are
here we go so I have here inside my
pocket is a genuine act of American cars
made in China all packet cards that you
can buy at any magic shop okay right and
this generally do you care mind your
right upper what’s your name correct
answer you also get any batteries and
nobody show okay I’m joking okay what a
life your dues man I’m gonna throw this
to you catch okay all right here we go
I have two cards fantastic she’s a
professional okay all right I would like
you to go through the pack I like to
take out one card and one card only Oh
before you do that shovel the back okay
shuffle the pack yes give it a taste I
know you can’t see this but we’ll get
this up on stage it’s a shuffle the pack
but don’t mess up the order
okay honey shut the back yes okay you
satisfied yes no one’s any better than
you
okay alright I have to say it it’s in my
shrimp I’d like to do is I like to speak
one card any one card from and over
just pick any part okay okay how high
influence your choice
just leave the okay okay did you have a
partner yes I think you hear me say yo
okay here we go yeah part yes okay would
you like to come right up and make the
cards along with you lady come on these
are expensive don’t drop my dress go
right up over there
okay if you move your feet your body
follows communicator stand for me the
same distance in fact you said right
over there sad for me the same distance
I’m standing from you okay okay I’ll
take back your cards okay hundred just
your mom you keep the garden that you
selected you can you selected okay here
you go I’ll turn around I want you to
other parking you beautiful people here
right now show the everyone folks if
you’ve seen the car say yes
if you see the bond say yes okay
one guy hasn’t seen it in the car did
you see a car you see a car
well they’d ever seen you expected in
okay last trick here we go
an orange t-shirt so what’s your name no
obviously many people over here wearing
a full orange t-shirt
in that case that idea sorry so maybe
there’s a stop before I finish a good
what their name is general show you guys
are gone once again I think I have one
more minute almost out fine but I’ll do
this trick for you guys very fast all
the time to find the car using the mouse
now we cut the pack once I’ll cut it
twice
Oh cut it three times okay now okay here
we go
finally parties in the mouth you guys
have been fantastic thank you very much
for giving me this opportunity you can
queen of diamonds okay yes ladies and
okay this is the queen x ladies and
you got a second opportunity for this this wrong remember this it up